Okay, so here's how this game functions-- We're all fighting over a fucking hill. Yes, a hill. So you have to do the most craziest and psycho things to get YOUR hill back. Start off easy, and then just go wild. And, your sentence has to always end with "My hill". Keep it clean please! Here's an example: BadApple: Badapple climbs up the hill. My hill. User: User climbs up the hill also, pushing apple off of the hill. Badapple: "Son of a.." Gets back up angrily, and climbs up the hill again with a bat, and beats the crap out of User. My hill. User: Heals him/herself, and uses his/her telekinesis to sweep apple off of her feet. My hill. Badapple: Gets back up even more furious, and turns into chuck Norris's daughter, kicking User far away from the hill. My hill. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (( So I guess I'll start..? )) BadApple runs onto the hill, and scans around the area, making sure no one was there to take it. My hill.