My daughter wants to join the site.....

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Well, considering that the girl who sits behind her on the bus was saying how shower sex is the best sex, I don't know how much this site can corrupt her.

Seriously when I was in eighth grade I just had my first kiss, not wild sex parties.
 
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YES.

What better way to scare her away from sites like this than throwing her into the deep end?
 
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Nydanna said:
Seriously when I was in eighth grade I just had my first kiss, not wold sex parties.
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That's another part of it.
Times are changing, children are being exposed to stuff sooner than they used to be.

It's better for such exposure to be overseen and lead by parents, rather than by random bus mates.
 
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Nydanna said:
Well, considering that the girl who sits behind her on the bus was saying how shower sex is the best sex,
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Seriously though. Girls today scare me. Why did I have to have three of them?
 
Razilin said:
ya know i love you!

yes! i am a harm to minors!

profit?
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Sometimes, like now, I suspect you're actually just a somewhat advanced chat bot that spews nonsense because that's all it knows. Sort of like Cleverbot, but less clever. :cheeky:
 
Gwazi Magnum said:
I have to echo most of the others here, she should be fine here.

Though note I have a very "Non-censoring, non-hiding, expose your kids to everything (Intelligently, as in don't just throw a porn magazine at your kid and call it sex ed) philosophy when it comes to child raising.
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The closest thing I ever got to "the talk" was my dad throwing a box of condoms at me and saying, "If you're going to do something stupid, use these." Before walking away like nothing happened.

Best advice.
 
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Dervish said:
The closest thing I ever got to "the talk" was my dad throwing a box of condoms at me and saying, "If you're going to do something stupid, use these." Before walking away like nothing happened.

Best advice.
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Good response for your Dad to have. :P
Though if I were the Dad, I would have rather also have done the talk at a young age.
 
Nydanna said:
Well, considering that the girl who sits behind her on the bus was saying how shower sex is the best sex, I don't know how much this site can corrupt her.

Seriously when I was in eighth grade I just had my first kiss, not wild sex parties.
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Oh well that girl was definitely bullshitting. Shower sex is awful; you can't both be in the hot water at once, you can only do so much when you're both standing and there's not a lot of room at sit/kneel/crouch or anything else in the tub, plus you're constantly being rinsed so...

*ahem*

What I mean is, talk is cheap.
 
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Minibit said:
Oh well that girl was definitely bullshitting. Shower sex is awful; you can't both be in the hot water at once, you can only do so much when you're both standing and there's not a lot of room at sit/kneel/crouch or anything else in the tub, plus you're constantly being rinsed so...

*ahem*

What I mean is, talk is cheap.
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you need to sit on the shower's bench thing, though since this is an optional component to a shower, not everyone will have it.
 
Minibit said:
Oh well that girl was definitely bullshitting. Shower sex is awful; you can't both be in the hot water at once, you can only do so much when you're both standing and there's not a lot of room at sit/kneel/crouch or anything else in the tub, plus you're constantly being rinsed so...

*ahem*

What I mean is, talk is cheap.
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People have differing preferences.
Plus, perhaps she only had sex in the shower.
Or her only comparison was even worse.
 
Make a joke to ease Nydanna's concern, get advice on shower sex

Roflmao
 
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Minibit said:
Oh well that girl was definitely bullshitting. Shower sex is awful; you can't both be in the hot water at once, you can only do so much when you're both standing and there's not a lot of room at sit/kneel/crouch or anything else in the tub, plus you're constantly being rinsed so...

*ahem*

What I mean is, talk is cheap.
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Not to mention the height difference makes trying to get a proper position while standing a fucking nightmare. And my apartment has such a small boiler it goes cold if you're doing the do for too long.

Didn't help that at my old apartment, my room mates let our two friends who were dating use the shower. They decided to go at the same time and ended up breaking the shower head like a couple dipshits because apparently hanging onto it is a grand idea if you're incapable of waiting until you're back home to fuck like animals.
 
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Make a joke to ease Nydanna's concern, get advice on shower sex

Roflmao
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ergo why @Nydanna 's spawn should avoid our word-spawns.

Iwaku can become a Zerg Spawning Pool, allowing our Hatchery to produce tasteless humor enmasse like a zergling or rush evolving zergling speed just as they run up the ramp of the enemy's main to take the win and force a gg

i watch too much starcraft

the point is, keep your minors away from Iwaku, @Nydanna =D
 
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O.o I'm not old enough to have non minors!
 
Jesus Christ, I don't know how I'm going to handle being a father when, when I was in 8th grade, getting a blowjob was a big deal.

Now a days, you're a faggot if you haven't banged a half-dozen chicks by age 12.

WTFFF...
 
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