My (bad) Iwaku Renovation Idea

Accept the Cage?

  • Yes!

    Votes: 6 50.0%

  • Please God no.

    Votes: 6 50.0%
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Shas'Ui

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Hiya guys! Forum lurker and avid boondoggler Shas here, bringing you the latest in horrible ideas since 1993. Though I don't post around here often, every now and then something happens that I just ~have~ to dig my claws into; this something just so happens to be the closed-forum system dearest Mistress Diana has implemented.

Now, I know what a lot of you are thinking--
"Now that Iwaku is a closed forum, it kinda feels like we're inside a cage to keep others out."
And I entirely agree, there's definitely a cage-ish theme going on here.

But it's not cage-y enough.

We need to get cagier.

We need to get Cage-ier.
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Now, I understand your fears. "I've been at Iwaku for a long time, and I don't think that I can withstand this sensual amount of Nicolas Cage invading my senses every time I come to get my funk on." For those of you with this complaint, my only suggestion is closing your eyes, taking a deep breathe, and breaking out of your inner cage.

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I've spent most of my lurking life on Iwaku without the sensual gaze of the Cage giving me inspiration to RP my very best-- but after he entered my life, I lost the desire to ever go back. My question now is simple:

Who of you are willing to join me in this ascended state?

Who among you are willing to accept this new, renovated Iwaku?

Let us bring our voices together; together, we can get the gods of Iwaku to hear our cry, and we can truly make Iwaku beautiful.
 
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Orange colored avatar names should be for donating members or something. Orange is way to cool a color to be a throwaway.
 
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Nah, nah. >__> Naaahhh. Trust me, my life is Cage-y enough as is. Can't cage the Cage. :heart:
 
Too Cage-y for a weakling like me. Cannot handle it.
 
I agree with this movement! :3
 
I LOVE NIC CAGE.

I AM ON BOARD WITH THIS.
 
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Cage up everyone! >:3
 
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Finhawk said:
You'll never take me alive!


So I guess you've already won since I'm gonna go kill myself for the night now...
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Success! The Cage Operation is a go!
 
Here's what we should really do; my plan for Iwaku's greatness:

The Toellner Reforms
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Stage 1: The Purge​
  • Systematically look over all accounts, deleting any that have had no activity in the past year.​
  • Use a network of informants and past experiences to assemble a list of any "trouble members" and put them on watch or ban them outright.​
  • Create the new Moderation position of Censor; who's job is to categorize all members in terms of cooperativeness and obedience to the new Iwaku regime.​
  • This person is also responsible for monitoring any negative activities and reporting them to the appropriate executive powers.​
  • All remaining members will be ranked on a 5 tier system, Teir 1 being moderators and Teir 5 being the plebs who simply comply with the rules.​
  • The site's primary background should be set to Teal Owl, members must achieve Tier 2 to have options.​
  • All member avatars and signature privileges will be taken away, only members at or above Tier 2 may have the right to them.​
  • All signatures must comply to strict sizing an content regulations.​
  • Forum rules must be re-adjusted in accordance with the rest of the Toellner reforms.​
Stage 2: Reconstruction
  • The organisation of the moderation staff will be severely reorganized:
    • The top position will be the Viceroy, which will be granted to Diana out of recognition for her past services and her contributions to the pre-reform Iwaku.
    • The position of Viceroy will be held for only one year before a new election is held by the Triumvirate.
    • Viceroy has the power to make any and all decisions regarding Iwaku unless the Triumvirate holds a 3/3 vote against said decision.
    • Beneath the Viceroy is the Triumvirate, a trio of Admins that oversee the daily operations of the site.
    • Triumvirate positions are held for life, but can be resigned from, or left if one member is ascended to the position of Viceroy.
    • Beneath the Triumvirate is the High Council; 10 moderators with varying duties and roles. The high council can overturn any Triumvirate decisions with a majority vote, and any Viceroy decisions with a 4/5ths vote.
    • Positions within the High Council are as follows;
      • Three moderators responsible for the supervision of the roleplaying portions of the site.
      • Three responsible for the content and off-topic portions of the site.
      • The previously mentioned position of Censor.
      • Aedile, responsible for all site updates and additions.
      • Rationalis, responsible for the daily upkeep of the website, management of the donation funds, and any advertisements.
      • Tribune, responsible for the judgement of member activity and the administation of bans, as well as the management of the Inquisitors.
    • Below all other positions are the Inquisitors, responsible for monitoring their peers and being the eyes and ears for the higher positions.
  • Re-wording of all descriptions, titles, and deliting any unneeded or unnecessary aspects of the site will also happen at this time.
 
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I have created a monster and I regret nothing.





Someone help, my first sarcastic shitpost has gone far out of control and I can't Cage it in.
 
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Shas'Ui said:
I have created a monster and I regret nothing.
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You didn't create a monster. :P

You just a fed a monster more vile and sinister than your greatest imagination can create.
 
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