MUR ZOMBIES! COME TO ME!

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!

;_________;
 
BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT TO DINNER AND A GLOMP ZOMBIE GENOCIDE FIRST.
 
BECAUSE THE EYES THAT HAVE SEEN SADNESS

KNOW THE REAAASOOOOON
 
*Hugs Pao more, WITH LOVE*
 


SONG OF MY LIFE ;_;
 
SAFETY, SAFETY, DANCE, DANCE.
 
*DISCOS WITH PAO*
 
Mur zombies...I've found them at last.

*Draws his shotgun*

Here is where I make my stand.
 
0.0

Jack.....

Please....


Don't do this to me.... we've been friends for so long....

;____;

*Watches as the glomp zombies attack him*

.... Won't last, but it's fun to watch for the moment! >:D
 
Glomp zombies!

Deploy perimeter charges!

*Suit inflates and ejects them, rolling and firing as he goes*

I'm not through yet!
 
AW DAMMIT! WHY CAN'T YOU DIE?!

*THROWS A SEMI TRUCK ONTO JACK*
 
i happen to be a JEDI all along.

*plays with his lightsaber.... seductively.*
 
*Snatches lightsaber and cleaves truck* Once I would have run Julez...but never again! I WON'T RETURN TO THE BASEMENT!
 
*RUNS AND FLYING TACKLES OF DOOM*

BUT I EVEN MADE THE WALLS FLUFFY FOR YOU! LIKE AN ASYLUM!
 
*TEARS HIMSELF OUT OF A WALL*

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG

*INSIDE JOKE REGARDING THE MEANING OF HIS FAMILY NAME... IN JAPANESE*
 
*GMK's Kegnought grabs the broken half of a semi truck and begins killing Glomp-Zombies with it*
 
*HUGS PAO AGAIN*

FEEL THE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!