MUR ZOMBIES! COME TO ME!

Hydronine

Hydronine

The Murrstress
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MY MINIONS! MY FRIENDS! MY FAMILY! I HAVE ONE THING TO SAY TO YOU!

I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOUR KIN! I LOVE YOU LIKE YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR LOVER!

YOU MUST LOVE YOUR BROTHERS AND SISTERS IN ARMS AND JOIN FORCES TO DEFEAT OUR ENEMY!

IT LURKS IN THE SHADOWS AND WHILE WE SLEEP IT STEALS OUR DREAMS AND THOUGHTS AWAY FROM US!

THEY WERE THOUGHT TO HAVE DIED OUT LONG AGO, BUT I HAVE SEEN THEM, MY BRETHREN!

I HAVE SEEN THEM!

GLOMP ZOMBIES!

WE MUST FIGHT THESE VILE BEASTS!

NOW GO FORTH!

ARM YOURSELVES! HEAD INTO BATTLE!
 
*raises mindcontrollasrifle over head*

FOR THE MURSTRESS! AAAAAAAAAATTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!

*jumps into a trench and watches through binoculars*
 
 
The speech was made all the more sincere to me by the black lipstick.
 
For the Murrrrstresssss!
 
I did it just for my little minions.
 
*GMK is filled with the holy wrath of MUR*

MUR ZOMBIES, OR HOLY CRUSADE OF MUR IS NIGH, GATHER YOUR MIND CONTROL RIFLES, YOUR TROLL HAMMERS, AND YOUR MUR PADDLES!
RISE UP TO DEFEND ALL THAT IS SACRED TO MUR, STAND TOGETHER AND WE SHALL SLAY THIS GLOMP ZOMBIE HERESY!

MUR ZOMBIES FIGHT BY MY SIDE!!!!!!
 
I did not view either! But the glomp zombies are satanic by nature.


THRICE IS AWESOME FOSHO though.
 
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

MURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! MUR MUR MURRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
 
I COUNTER 'MUR ZOMBIES' WITH NEKO DANCING.

 
....Wait... Soulless is part of the enemy?

ATTACK!
 
Soulless, we never really spoke...it's probably better that way

MURRINES!!!! ATTACK!!!!!

*Souless' head explodes in a shower of gore*
 
OOOPS OOPS

NO FUN ALLOWED ON THE INTERNET.

*PLACES A SIGN THAT SAYS: MUR = FUN WHILE SHAKING HIS HEAD*
 
......

*Tackles Paorou*

I CLAIM THIS MADMAN IN THE NAME OF MURRR TO BE A AWESOME DUDE FOREVER AND AFTER!
 
*Plushius Maximus' dreadnaught roars to life and stomps towards the enemy*

EVEN IN DEATH I STILL SERVE.

FOR THE MUR!
 
ONWARD MY MINIONS!
 
Kitsunes have an eternal battle to wage with Dancing Nekos.

The Kitsune should dance back.

XD
 
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