Mrow. :|

RUN ASMODIKITTY!

*Stands next to Myrn*

I UNDERSTAND!
 
*tackles TK and steals the kitty*

I should've phrased my past statements better. I'm holding ALL your porn hostage.

you failed to steal the mur-porn, so you're not holding ALL her porn hostage.

and don't make me bring my dog in here.
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That's my pooch...ain't he cute?
 
*shoots a harpoon connected to a rope at Psy and starts hauling her back in* >:(
 
*Sighs* Ok, I think this thread is getting out of hand, come on guys.
 
*gets in his rocket ship and launches*
 
NUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
 
*A pair of MIM-104 PAC V Advance Patriot Missile Batteries blows the rocket out of the sky. A Medivac Chinook drops Combat Medics in the crash site.*

Medic: Asmodecat secured!

*The Medics choplift Asmodecat as an F-16XL bombs the wreckage with a JDAM. The helo drops Asmodecat with a repair parts package. Topp signs off on it.*

Alright, we're going to do this MY way...

Whoever can say they've been hit by a city bus and walked away gets the cat.

Otherwise kick rocks...
 
Getting shot with a harpoon and dragged around doesn't count? *weakly tries to pull out the harpoon*
 
*Whimpers*

ASMODIKITTY!
 
*walks up and picks up Asmodecat*

I once was run over by an ork battlewagon, which was converted from a city bus.
I Win.
 
wait a moment...There was this time I got hit by a bus while riding my bicycle...for real...

Fucking totaled my bicycle too >.>
 
LEAVE ASMO ALONE!

*PROTECTS ASMODIKITTY*
 
*A Tungsten Steel rod ploughs through Karsikan. Topp hands Asmodecat to Psy.*

Sorry, but it had to be an on duty bus, not something converted from being a bus.

Oh, and you just lost the Game.
 
I got reversed over by a couple who thought I was a paedophile.

*gets himself*
 
*Snuggles Asmodikitty*

You're not a perv....