Mr. Jobs joins the Floating Apple in the Sky

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
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Kitti

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I will now forever have this eerie impression of him as a prophet or psychic or something, since he stepped down only, what, a month ago?
It's like he knew and he wanted to have everything worked out first.
I'm on to you, Jobs.
Rest in peace.
 

Zypher

Can I transfer you to my manager?
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Adventure stories! They can be fantasy, modern, sci-fi, all kinds! Give me some good world travel stories and I'm all over it! I also enjoy romance stories and even though I tend to play females I love playing gay men.
GOOD! That dingleberry was cornering the market on all high-tech and fancy-whiz gizmos! He had it coming!

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Pirogeth

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I hear there's an app for that.

(P.S. I may have hated that all the stupid people around me would show off their new little iPods and iPhones and crap, but hey kudos to you for making money off of them and dying with such dignity. I must say his showmanship was the best by far.)
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
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Slow As Molasses
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NEVER
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Adept, Douche
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Primarily Prefer Female
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Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
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