Monsters on Maple Street

Discussion in 'ROLEPLAY GRAVEYARD' started by Krang, Apr 8, 2010.

  1. PRIVATE, GTFO! D:<

    To masturbate or to assault?

    That is the question.

    *Rod Serling stumbles in, hair wild, and a ring of white powder around his nose. He staggers over behind a podium, and begins to speak, an undertone of amusement in his voice*

    Maple Street, USA. Late Summer. A tree-lined little world of front porch gliders, barbecues, the laughter of children, and the bell of an ice cream vendor. At the sound of an engine rumbling and two dogs humping, it will be precisely 4:55 PM on Maple Street...

    A new family is coming to Maple Street. Kinda like the Adams family, except this family has built a cabin on the Edge of Sanity where they live year round.

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    Name:
    Age:
    Appearance:
    Gender:
    Personality:
    Wat:


    WARNING:WEEABOO'S WILL BE SHOT!
     
  2. Name: Lil' Beater
    Age: 13
    Appearance: [​IMG]
    Gender: Male
    Personality: RAPESLAYKILLBURNMAIMDIE! HAHAHHAHAHAHAH! ....SPARKLY VAMPIRES? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!
    Wat:

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tOxl8KjRuQ&feature=related"]YouTube- CHARGER MASTURBATES FOR 10 MINUTES[/ame]
     
  3. Name: Uncle Willy

    Age: a hairy 19

    Appearance:

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    Gender: Male

    Personality: Creepy. The guy you might walk on the other side of the street to avoid. He Likes basements and cellars, as well as collecting hair -from other people. Abundant fetishes that range from everything you've ever heard of to some you have only had nightmares about.

    Wat: Was once arrested for peeping on a lady while she gave her dog a bath, while wearing nothing but a bit of surgical hose wrapped around his body.
     
  4. Name: Deadbeat (or Beater's Dad)
    Age: 1086 (45 years spent on this earth)
    Appearance:
    [​IMG]
    Gender: Male
    Personality: You really expect me to put something here?
    Wat: YOU WILL BOW DOWN TO ME!!!!! Whats that? Yes dear, right away dear. I'll be back once I get the shopping done.
     
  5. Name:
    Ekhidna

    Age:
    As if she'll tell you.

    Appearance:
    Show Spoiler
    [​IMG]

    Gender:
    Female.

    Personality:
    Don't touch her...uh..."chefs" knife. You've been warned. Has been known to be a bit ditzy.

    Wat:
    GET TACCCCCCCCOS?
     
  6. IC up tomorrow.
     
  7. Awesome. Already working on Uncle Willy's Intro Post.

    I think this rp might have what it takes to cure my insomnia.
     
  8. Or double it.

    I have a feeling I'll be contracting it for this too.
     
  9. Name: Kirby

    Age: 1,998 (About 20 in dog years).

    Appearance:
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    [​IMG]

    Gender:
    Male, duh!

    Personality: Fiercely protective of the house. If anyone comes near it that shouldn't be there, he feasts upon 1/4 of their soul, destroying their life expectancy by several decades. He also bites off their face.

    In addition, he has a humping problem when it comes to women with DD bra sizes.

    Wat:
    MAMA IS AWESOME. BEATER IS KIND OF A LITTLE BASTARD. CAPS IS HOW I TALK.
     
  10. Kirby lolololol. Works for me.

    IC half-done. When it's up, preferably Vay and/or Corvus go first, as they are the parents, but whoever gets there first.
     
  11. BAD ODD!

    Already scarring children. >.>
     
  12. POOOOST! *chases Odd, swinging about a 3x4*
     
  13. Yea, post.


    And look at my new avatar.
     
  14. Common Guys.

    Was my post really that bad?

    Now you're just hurting Willy's feelings.