Monsters on Maple Street

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Krang

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PRIVATE, GTFO! D:<

To masturbate or to assault?

That is the question.

*Rod Serling stumbles in, hair wild, and a ring of white powder around his nose. He staggers over behind a podium, and begins to speak, an undertone of amusement in his voice*

Maple Street, USA. Late Summer. A tree-lined little world of front porch gliders, barbecues, the laughter of children, and the bell of an ice cream vendor. At the sound of an engine rumbling and two dogs humping, it will be precisely 4:55 PM on Maple Street...

A new family is coming to Maple Street. Kinda like the Adams family, except this family has built a cabin on the Edge of Sanity where they live year round.



Name:
Age:
Appearance:
Gender:
Personality:
Wat:


WARNING:WEEABOO'S WILL BE SHOT!
 
K

Krang

Guest
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Name: Lil' Beater
Age: 13
Appearance:

Gender: Male
Personality: RAPESLAYKILLBURNMAIMDIE! HAHAHHAHAHAHAH! ....SPARKLY VAMPIRES? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!
Wat:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tOxl8KjRuQ&feature=related"]YouTube- CHARGER MASTURBATES FOR 10 MINUTES[/ame]
 
Preferred Character Gender
Male
Genres
Fantasy, Horror and Sci-fi. I'll try basically anything though. I also love strange and unusual RP genre concepts. Different is good!
Name: Uncle Willy

Age: a hairy 19

Appearance:


Gender: Male

Personality: Creepy. The guy you might walk on the other side of the street to avoid. He Likes basements and cellars, as well as collecting hair -from other people. Abundant fetishes that range from everything you've ever heard of to some you have only had nightmares about.

Wat: Was once arrested for peeping on a lady while she gave her dog a bath, while wearing nothing but a bit of surgical hose wrapped around his body.
 

Vay

The Empress
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
Name: Deadbeat (or Beater's Dad)
Age: 1086 (45 years spent on this earth)
Appearance:

Gender: Male
Personality: You really expect me to put something here?
Wat: YOU WILL BOW DOWN TO ME!!!!! Whats that? Yes dear, right away dear. I'll be back once I get the shopping done.
 
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Corvus Corax

Guest
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Name:
Ekhidna

Age:
As if she'll tell you.

Appearance:

Gender:
Female.

Personality:
Don't touch her...uh..."chefs" knife. You've been warned. Has been known to be a bit ditzy.

Wat:
GET TACCCCCCCCOS?
 
Preferred Character Gender
Male
Genres
Fantasy, Horror and Sci-fi. I'll try basically anything though. I also love strange and unusual RP genre concepts. Different is good!
Awesome. Already working on Uncle Willy's Intro Post.

I think this rp might have what it takes to cure my insomnia.
 
K

Krang

Guest
Original poster
Or double it.

I have a feeling I'll be contracting it for this too.
 
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Seiji

Guest
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Name: Kirby

Age: 1,998 (About 20 in dog years).

Appearance:
Gender:
Male, duh!

Personality: Fiercely protective of the house. If anyone comes near it that shouldn't be there, he feasts upon 1/4 of their soul, destroying their life expectancy by several decades. He also bites off their face.

In addition, he has a humping problem when it comes to women with DD bra sizes.

Wat:
MAMA IS AWESOME. BEATER IS KIND OF A LITTLE BASTARD. CAPS IS HOW I TALK.
 
K

Krang

Guest
Original poster
Kirby lolololol. Works for me.

IC half-done. When it's up, preferably Vay and/or Corvus go first, as they are the parents, but whoever gets there first.
 
Preferred Character Gender
Male
Genres
Fantasy, Horror and Sci-fi. I'll try basically anything though. I also love strange and unusual RP genre concepts. Different is good!
Yea, post.


And look at my new avatar.
 
Preferred Character Gender
Male
Genres
Fantasy, Horror and Sci-fi. I'll try basically anything though. I also love strange and unusual RP genre concepts. Different is good!
Common Guys.

Was my post really that bad?

Now you're just hurting Willy's feelings.