PRIVATE, GTFO! D:< To masturbate or to assault? That is the question. *Rod Serling stumbles in, hair wild, and a ring of white powder around his nose. He staggers over behind a podium, and begins to speak, an undertone of amusement in his voice* Maple Street, USA. Late Summer. A tree-lined little world of front porch gliders, barbecues, the laughter of children, and the bell of an ice cream vendor. At the sound of an engine rumbling and two dogs humping, it will be precisely 4:55 PM on Maple Street... A new family is coming to Maple Street. Kinda like the Adams family, except this family has built a cabin on the Edge of Sanity where they live year round. Name: Age: Appearance: Gender: Personality: Wat: WARNING:WEEABOO'S WILL BE SHOT!