Million Dollars, But...

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No deal. I want to live to be 100 even if it means broke.


A million dollars but you have to wear a fundoshi, the same one, for the rest of your life.
 
NOPE!!!

A Million dollars, but you any surgery you have must be done while wide awake.
 
Hmmmm.......NO!!


You get a million dollars but you must run everywhere, your feet being your method of transportation.
 
Nah. That'd make too many trips impossible.

You get a million dollars, but you can longer purchase any kind of toilet paper.
 
Sure, I'll use baby wipes or napkins, those aren't toilet paper. Loopholes, fuck yeah.

You get a million dollars, but your knees now bend the other way around, like a bird's legs.
 
Is my biology changed so this is normal/not harmful? I'll take it.
Is this something where my leg's constantly break? Then no thanks.

You get a million dollars, but your biggest advantage becomes your biggest flaw (if it's already both, pick the biggest advantage that isn't also a flaw).
 
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Not worth it.
Even though I lack an enemy, but marrying someone I dislike wouldn't be wise either.
Especially since that would end in them getting the million dollars + child support. :P

A million dollars but die at 50.
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I value 20+ years of my life over a million dollars. I wouldn't take it.

Gen. Gwazi Senpai said:
You get a million dollars, but your biggest advantage becomes your biggest flaw (if it's already both, pick the biggest advantage that isn't also a flaw).
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No. This would be too much impact to my identity. I would prefer to keep my strengths.


3 billion dollars but whenever you see a dangerous animal, you have a compulsive urge to drop everything and fight it. (this includes animals you see on TV)
 
No, that's basically asking me to commit suicide.
Even if I use stuff like Guns, one bad case = bye bye.

A Million dollars, but you can only drink water.
 
uhmm yeah as long as I don't drink urine, sure

A million dollar, but you have beak as mouth and wings as a hands
 
No deal, I need my hands.

A million dollars, but once a year you get hospitalized for something (but will always survive).
 
yeah sure, I'll live so no prob

A million dollar but you can't use electronics for 1 year
 
No deal.
Not only is the majority of my entertainment through it, no electronics would include stuff like heat, eating etc.

A million dollars, but people make constant PSA's about how something you do is 'wrong' or at the very least is partaken in way too much.
 
Gen. Gwazi Senpai said:
No deal.
Not only is the majority of my entertainment through it, no electronics would include stuff like heat, eating etc.

A million dollars, but people make constant PSA's about how something you do is 'wrong' or at the very least is partaken in way too much.
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I'm pretty sure this is probably already the case, may as well get paid for it.

Million dollars, but whenever you see a water fountain, you have to lick the facet.
 
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No deal, just out of common courtesy.

A Million dollars, but you be basic.
 
No, I don't want to plain

Million dollar but you get pimple all over your body
 
Deal, I can get treatment for it with my million dollars.

A Million dollars but you must give up roleplaying.
 
NEVER!!!

a million dollars but you go to the bathroom, #1 and 2, every ten minutes....forever.
 
No deal... I'd never leave the bathroom... and very soon die from sleep deprivation.

A million dollars but someone you know must die.
 
No chance in hell.


A million dollars but you must climb Mt. Everest.
 
No deal, again that's basically asking me to commit suicide.

A million dollars but you can never drive anywhere yourself.
 
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