Million Dollars, But...

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Sure. LEt's gO

Million dollars but you are incapable of emotion.
 
Sure. LEt's gO
Are you sure?

The stereotypical great businessman is already, so sure.

A million dollars, but they're in the form of an ancient currency hidden deep beneath some jungle that people want you to help discover. If you do, the money's yours.
 
Yeah, nah.

A million dollars but you're now a living meme. The worst meme that nobody likes.
 
I'm not liked anyway, so nothing new. I'll take it.

Millions dollars but for the rest of your life, every photo and message on your phone is leaked online once a day.
 
Sure, I don't mind. I don't do anything scandalous :P

A million dollars but you lose the ability to effectively communicate with others.
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahAHAHhahahAhAhhahahaa...


...yes.

A million dollars, but you gain a debt of a million dollars.
 
No.

Million dollars but you spend the rest of your life in a black room with only a bed. You get to use the computer once a week for 2 hours.
 
You get a million dollars, but...

You're unable to speak and/or move your body.
 
Nope.

Million Dollars, but you arent allowed to place it in a savings account or use it for investment opportunities.
 
I can do that.

Million dollars but you become a living dullahan
 
Sure, i can do that.

Million dollars but you have to live the life of Guts from Berserk
 
Nah.

Million dollars, but you get it from the mob.
 
Nah.

Million dollars but you have to go through some Danganronpa shit.
 
No.

Million dollars but you get it in government bonds.
 
Too danger 4 me i wana live simpels

Million dollars but u become the next James Bond
 
UH YES
first female james bond
yo-hoo!

Million dollars but you have to get married to Gary Busey or Kris Jenner and have four children.
 
Nah.

Million dollars but you get shit carved into your skin, it leaves permanent bleeding scars and you're not allowed to buy treatment.
 
Nah.

You get a million dollars, but the government gave it to you. Now you have to do something for them.
 
HAHAHAHA, NOPE.

Million dollars but you live in a war zone.
 
Nope.

Million dollars but you can never write or roleplay ever again.
 
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