Million Dollar Man

Kitti

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If you could redesign humans, what little tweaks would you make to the "final design"?
 
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- A thumb on the other side of the pinky.
- Reverse legs.
- Hand-feet.
- Less belly, but more spine segments.
- All humans scaled to 60% size in all dimensions.
- Full body fur.
- Add rumen digestion.
- Axolotl regeneration.

I'm going to stop here. I realised I'm just making a Voltron out of useful animal features.
 
An extra hand so that I can m.. multitask some more. 👀
 
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- Larger skull to make room for a larger brain.
- Smaller body because we don't need that.
- Tiny hands and feet.
- Big black eyes for more intense staring contests.
- Get rid of that nose, we don't need it.
- Know what? Get rid of the ears too.
- Green.

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Biases and tribalism begone!

After that? Tch, I dunno, bigger skull for bigger brain, I guess?
 
three tiddies
 
Wings probably don't count as a "small tweak" but I wanna fly, goshdangit.

Otherwise....I would let us change our hair color at will.
 
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A small heart that acts as a support for the primary heart. As well as secondary full heart. An improved ribcage that extends further to protect more vital organs, no more getting kidney punched. A larger spleen, I'd heard somewhere that might actually make our bones stronger. So let's say stronger bones too. The ability to regenerate severed limbs. That seems like a good one. Eyesight like a hawk, with the night vision of a night time predator. Improve on our jaw design so getting hit their doesn't automatically knock us out. Also a better menstrual system for women no more cramps and all that jazz. And while I'm sure some people would miss them, testicles that reside inside the body. Rather than dangling exposed. ;o
 
A urinary tract that doesn't pass through the prostate gland would be great. That way when a man gets old and his prostate swells to the size of a grapefruit he can still take a piss with ease.

According to dad.