Michael Bay is Destroying Childhoods

[Blind Hemingway]

MUT MUT MUT MUT MUUUUUTTTANT! Teenage Alien Ninja Dolphins.

 

[Blind Hemingway]

 

[Stacisaur]

lul.
So yesterday at comic book club,
we went through out usual, who read comics this week, any news in comics and or movies and or tv shows related to them, and then it would be Mark's turn to present Hellboy stuff.
So, we went over it all without bringing up the turtles thing and I was looking around and quietly raised my hand. And was called on. And was all,
"B..But what about the Michael Bay ninja turtles thingy?.."
and then EVERYONE was like RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE.
Then the pres explained it quickly and was all "WE SHALL LEAVE IT AT THAT. NO SPEAKING OF THAT NAME IN HERE THIS WEEK."
xD

I giggled at it all.
<3
I love my raging comic book nerdy friends.

 

[CaptainFrost]

Someone needs to tie Michael Bay up and put him in a car, later throwing the car in the ocean T^T Nooooooooo

Aliens?! Nooooooo!! That's not how it goes down! They're turtles who get trained by master Splinter and eat pizza T___T They can't be from outer space, they're earth's creations ;______;

 

[Fel of the Eternal Forest]

I'll hire my friend, who is also a Turtle's fan, to kill Michael Bay. Kid trained in Ninjutsu.

 

[Ochalla]

The word you are looking for is assassinate. Like the government does to protect good free citizens.

 

[Lysander]

 

[Asmodeus]

Maybe Splinter will be a Victoria Secrets model too.

 

[Stacisaur]

guise. this is really how it happened.

 

[Lysander]

O_O

 

[CaptainFrost]

I knew it. Gulpin was behind it all along O.e