Men, beware.

Nothing as long as you aren't the enemy.

Haven't those been banned by Geneva conventions though?
 
Rape was also Banned as a practice in war by the Geneva conventions...so we're all good.
 
What's that Geneva oh wait...

So raping the rapists up their pisshole is illegal, right?
 
so what about chopping thier dicks off, making a delicious soup out of it, feeding it to them, AND THEN telling them it was their penis.
 
wait, fisting? *thinks* but... but... he might come to enjoy that!!

^ yeah, that. he might enjoy that.

maybe if it's a missile with spikes that would explode as soon as they enter his ass... yeah.

*NOTICED A PATTERN*

Why do you keep thinking of all these painful ASS RELATED things as stuff that would be enjoyed?
 
I very much like the way this thread has gone.
 
BECAUSE MAYBE THEY'RE SADO-MASOCHISTIC!
 
Oh Meg...... well.... you see.... when a man really needs- *NOT SUITABLE FOR A SITE THAT MAYBE HAS -16*