MARRY, SCREW, KILL

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Ali

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Keeping the second word PG-13 takes a lot of personal restraint...

Time for some good old fashioned: Marry, Screw, Kill!

How to play:
Choose 3 people (could be anyone in the entire world) and ask the person who posts underneath you: Marry, Screw or Kill?
-Include pics :D
-Only one person can respond to the person above them
-After you answer you must post a new MSK!


OKAYYY GOOO!!!

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Marry, Screw, Kill?

Tom Hiddleston

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Robert Downy Junior
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Chris Evans
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Marry Tom, hands down. <3 Screw Chris Evans because OMG that bod. Then kill RDJ :c Which would make me very sad but he's my least favorite... maybe I'd drown him so I could do CPR and bring him back. >:D

And now... you never said fictional characters were excluded, so let's have a little fun. Hehehehe.
Marry, Screw, and Kill:
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Scooby Doo

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Freddy

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Velma
 
I'm gonna screw Fred, marry Velma, and kill the dog, because I sure as hell won't be getting into any furry relationships!

Let's get some more females up in here:

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Hillary Clinton

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Michelle Obama

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Sarah Palin
 
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Ummmm I'm not racist, but
Marry Sarah, Screw Hillary Clinton, Kill Michelle Obama

Now, let's get some hotties up in here!

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Toby Turner (Tobuscus)

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Felix Kjellberg (Pewdiepie)

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Anthony Padilla (Part of smosh)
 
Marry Pewds, Screw Anthony, Kill Toby.

Let's see....

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Mel Gibson

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M. Night Shyamalan

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Michael Bay
 
Omfgom Ali how could you not tell me this thing existed! (What's worse, is I was thinking of this game not 10 minutes prior to finding this thread)

Anyway, Marry Mel Gibson, screw M. Night Shyamalan, kill Michael Bay

Now this one's gonna be mean hehe
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Adam (Only Lovers Left Alive - Tom Hiddleston)

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Loki of Asgard (Thor, Thor the Dark World, Avengers - Tom Hiddleston)

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Tom Hiddleston
 
My golly that's hard... hmm...

Marry Tom, Screw Loki, Kill Adam

How about.. this?

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Morgan Freeman

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Martin Freeman

I'm just gonna throw this one out...

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Benedict Cumberbatch
 
Oh my effing gosh, that's pure evil!

Okay definitely screw Sherlo-I mean Benedict, I'll kill Martin I guess, since no one can kill GodMorgan! But marrying Morgan is kind of awkward as well. Oh well, I'm sticking to it.

Here we go next list (this is just plain cruel xD)

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Gandalf (Lord of the Rings)

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Dumbledore (Harry Potter)

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Saruman (Lord of the Rings)
 
SO CRUL!!!!!!!
Marry Gandalf, (even if he was the last person on earth I wouldn't do this) Screw Dumbledore, And kill Saruman.

now let me go wash myself in holy water!!!!

Optimus prime
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Deadpool
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El Shaddai Lucifel

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Marry the last guy, cuz I dunno who he is, but he seems chill. And anime-fied.
Screw Deadpool, cuz I want some of that spontaneous, crazy, funny guy ass, yo.
And kill Optimus Prime, cuz LONG LIVE DECEPTICONS. <3 <3

EY EY, Marry, Screw, or Kill? :D

Thor
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Joker

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Tracy

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KILL THOR (loki fan)
Marry Joker
Screw Tracy

^^ Yeah

Beautiful Diana?

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CRY!!!!!!
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KEN!!!!!

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Marry Cry (hell yeah!), Screw Diana and Kill Ken. Poor Ken, but whatever.

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Edward Snowden

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Jimi Hendrix

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Joe Biden
 
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Well, I'm strictly heterosexual, but if I had to put it down...
Kill Snowden.
Marry Hendrix.
And screw Biden. (just because I'm sure Biden would be liberal enough to give a reach around) XD

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Milla Jovovich

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Florence Welch

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Betty White
(because Betty White is f*cking awesome that's why)
 
Marry Milla, screw Florence and kill Betty. She's old, so no biggie.

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RAPHAEL
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MICHELANGELO
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LEONARDO

Sorry, no room for Donatello.
 
Fuck this is too hard DX I always thought there could be a dating sim based off Leo, Raphael, Mikey and Donatello xD This iss soooooo hard why...

Erm... Marry Leonardo, Screw Raphael and Kill Michelangelo (I'm sorry Mikey D';)

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Prussia

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France

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Spain
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Omg I already have this in the bag!

Marry Prussia (Because it will be fun everyday and the arguing would be for funny reasons!!) kill France (I hate fance and he needs to go out with England! FrUk All the way!) Screw Spain (HE SO CUTE WHO WOULDN'T!!)

2p!Canada?
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2p!Russia? (Marry And Screw for me ^^)
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2p!Germany?
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