Man beats WoW

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Orochi

GET OFF MY LAWN :E
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A Taiwanese man has been named the first ever person to successfully "complete" World of Warcraft, collecting the game's staggering 986 Achievements to effectively do everything there is to do in the hugely successful MMO. This is literally the most amazing news of the day.

'Little Gray" beat the game after killing 390,895 creatures, administering 7,255,538,878 points of damage, completing 5,906 quests (averaging 14 quests a day), raiding 405 dungeons and hugging 11 players. I believe we can safely add another statistic to the numbers -- he has had sex 0 times during this period.

Some nitpicky WoW f*ckheads are trying to downplay Little Gray's accomplishment, claiming he received one event-tied achievement (B.B King) due to a glitch, and did not win it fairly. You know what, though? Who the Hell cares? He's done more than any human being ever reasonably should, so let's not quibble over one little point.

He's a WoW player. He will probably achieve nothing else in life. Let the man have this.
http://www.destructoid.com/man-beats-world-of-warcraft-156593.phtml
 
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Arsenal XA4

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Only in Taiwan.
 

Orochi

GET OFF MY LAWN :E
#3
I was surprised, I was expecting a Korean or Singaporean.
 

Darkness

I CAN HUG A SHITLOAD OF CATS
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God damn I bet his ass is flat as pancakes now.
 
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Arsenal XA4

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Either that or he looks like an Asian Eric Cartman.
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
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#7
That could've been me...

Damn you Iwaku...
 

Delnoir

A Relic of a Bygone Era
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I've known about this for awhile now and would have posted but when I even so much as think of something WoW related I get mocked here...>:/
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
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#9
....That is awesome....
 

Blind Hemingway

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SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
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Chaos has a new goal to set then. Here's to seeing him log in once a year now~
 

Delnoir

A Relic of a Bygone Era
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Fuck that. If I went for every achievement in the game you'd never see my sorry ass again.
 
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Arsenal XA4

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Fuck what Chaos says, Darkness.

Tell away!
 
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Captain Nic

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Hahahahaha.

Take that, you Koreans-

oh wait.
 

Blind Hemingway

Big "WHAT?!"
BENEFACTOR
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Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
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