Make up BS about Asmo! :D

I love this thread, it makes me cry....

MANLY TEARS!
 
This thread just makes me CRY. Just how I would cry if Asmo said nice things about me.


TEARS OF ABSOLUTE FEAR.

"Show me where the bad man's words touched you."

"They touched me right here, officer...right in my heart."
 
OH DEAR, BRIBED BY BREAD!
 
HAR HAR HAR! YES INDEED! I'M INDEED TEH MAFIA. BUT WHICH ONE?! THE RUSSIAN? THE BRITISH? THE ITALIAN? TELL ME!


OR am I....

THE LEADER OF THE MOTZAH MAFIA!
 
AND I WAS UNDERCOVER ALL ALONG

YOU HEARD HER BOYS, TAKE HER AWAY
 
YOU'LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE!
 
Use headbutt.
 
headbutting a revolving door is a really bad idea....

...It will kick you in the head, and then in the ass...and if you are not down then, kick you to the curb again.
 
Not if he hits it backwards.
 
Suddenly everything.....IS IN REVERSE!


ONLY HIP THRUSTING IN UNISON WILL RETURN THE WORLD BACK TO WHAT IT WAS.