Make up BS about Asmo! :D

Blind Hemingway

I dropped my keys in the cooling pool
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
Re: Asmo's Name is in Seven Threads.

We are gathered here together to mourn the passing of Greg "Amsodeus Asmuu-poo" Corcoran.
 

Sakura

Official Iwaku Little Sister
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
One Post a Day, A Few Posts a Week, One Post a Week
My Usual Online Time
After 5PM EST weekdays
Writing Levels
Elementary, Intermediate, Adept, Advanced
Genders You Prefer Playing
Female, Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Instinctively passive unless the story needs a push. I adapt as needed.
Favorite Genres
SciFi, Fantasy, Modern, Twist Genres.
Genre You DON'T Like
Mature, Horror (with rare exceptions)
Re: Asmo's Name is in Seven Threads.

/sobs and BLOWS HER BUUGERS INTO A TISSUE AS LOUD AS POSSIBLE/
 

Blind Hemingway

I dropped my keys in the cooling pool
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
Re: Asmo's Name is in Seven Threads.

Greg was a wise man beyond his years...He confused people with writings about demons and angels and how they all tied into a conspiracy theory about how it is was Darkness that assassinated JFK for being a "fagot." He was Married to Diana "Notacat" Corcoran for well over 50 years and had several children, 25 of them. It was said his favorite passtime involved spraying teenagers with hose water if they walked on his lawn.
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
Re: Asmo's Name is in Seven Threads.

*smashes into funeral in his cadillac*

SORRY FOR BEING LATE DUDES
 

Blind Hemingway

I dropped my keys in the cooling pool
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
Re: Asmo's Name is in Seven Threads.

It's okay Pao. We're just getting to Chap. 2, verse 12222, line 23....
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Original poster
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
Re: Asmo's Name is in Seven Threads.

*wakes up inside the coffin*

o__o
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
Re: Asmo's Name is in Seven Threads.

*RUNS OVER ASMO IN HIS CADILLAC*

OOPS SORRY ABOUT THAT, I FORGOT TO PULL UP MY HANDBRAKE.

*PAOROU LAUGHS AND SHOWS OFF HIS CADILLAC*
 

Blind Hemingway

I dropped my keys in the cooling pool
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
Re: Asmo's Name is in Seven Threads.

By Cadillac, he really means a cheapo Toyota truck.
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Cloak and dagger style plot tactics.
Re: Asmo's Name is in Seven Threads.

 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
Re: Asmo's Name is in Seven Threads.

RORY'S FACE IS A PADDLIN'
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
Re: Asmo's Name is in Seven Threads.

*Drives a land raider over pao's 'Cadillac'* what did I miss?
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Roleplay Invitations
One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Several Posts a Day, A Few Posts A Day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
No Preferences
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm fine with doing both, but it depends on the situation and how comfortable I am with the RP, plot, or subject matter of the RP.
Favorite Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Genre You DON'T Like
Uhhh..... That's hard.
Re: Asmo's Name is in Seven Threads.

NUUUUUUUU PAO'S THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
Re: Asmo's Name is in Seven Threads.

AMPOULE YOU NAUGHTY NAUGHTY GIRL
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Roleplay Invitations
One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Several Posts a Day, A Few Posts A Day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
No Preferences
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm fine with doing both, but it depends on the situation and how comfortable I am with the RP, plot, or subject matter of the RP.
Favorite Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Genre You DON'T Like
Uhhh..... That's hard.
Re: Asmo's Name is in Seven Threads.

NAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW-TEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~
 
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soullesshuman

Guest
Re: Asmo's Name is in Seven Threads.

I THOUGHT IT WAS OBVIOUS BY NOW.
 
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Ampoule

Guest
Re: Asmo's Name is in Seven Threads.

I HAVE TO ASK TEGAN CUZ NONE'A THE REST OF YOU ARE MAN ENOUGH.


NOT MAN ENOUGH TO GIVE A GOOD PADDLIN'.
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Cloak and dagger style plot tactics.
Re: Asmo's Name is in Seven Threads.

*Thwacks paddle into her palm.*

Talking about our night moves with other people. . . That's a paddlin. >:D

*Thwack.*
 

Blind Hemingway

I dropped my keys in the cooling pool
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
Re: Asmo's Name is in Seven Threads.

Ampu stop playing with yourself. We all know Tegan is just your clone.
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Roleplay Invitations
One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Several Posts a Day, A Few Posts A Day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
No Preferences
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm fine with doing both, but it depends on the situation and how comfortable I am with the RP, plot, or subject matter of the RP.
Favorite Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Genre You DON'T Like
Uhhh..... That's hard.
Re: Asmo's Name is in Seven Threads.

HUUUH-WHUUUUUUUUUU?

*Stares at Tegan and Amp*