Magical Vending Machine

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You become a cog in the machine, but eventually, you realize that ultimately nothing has changed because of it, and so you gain enlightenment and ascend to the next plane of spiritual existence away from 'The Man'.

I insert a media franchise that hasn't been corrupted by an intolerable fanbase.
 
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The machine spits out a spell that will protect the franchise from such a fanbase forever, at the cost of sales revenue, and resulting in its eventual early cancellation.

I insert all my analytical essay assignments
 
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You get a dog whose belly is filled with homework.

I insert Confucius
 
You get a collection of Sonic the Hedgehog magnets

I insert my dry-erase calendar
 
You get a box filled with scarred feet.

I insert an iPhone.
 
You get a pocket calculator. Value for value.

I insert a spider web frozen in a chunk of ice.
 
I am still in the machine, and therefore I eat it.

I insert a d20.
 
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You eat the entire machine and take no damage. The machine still works so you are now one with it.

I insert a bottle of sand into you.
 
I spit out a shapeless lump of glass. In it is a crumpled note that reads "Pls reply".

I... insert a console controller.
 
It's a cheap 3rd party Dreamcast controller. I cry a little inside.

I insert a cryptic series of words and letters on a parchment.
 
I spit out an aging letter, stamped and everything, which says, in a calligraphy font, "Fite me breh u gon get rekt".

I insert a burning taco.
 
You get a now wet taco.

I insert a weeaboo.
 
You recieve a monster musume pody pillow. Complete with snake tits.

I insert the U.S debt. (16.3 trillion dollars.)
 
You get the U.S. Military budget (Too much).

I insert a time travelling, sentient car.
 
You receive a mission to travel in time to prevent the invention of time travelling, sentient cars in the future with a time, travelling, sentient car, because the sentient cars become corrupt with power and madness, seeking to retroactively destroy humanity in various past ages, and hence themselves.

I insert a stale meme.
 
The machine steams, and out pops a fresh new meme!

I insert a map of Skyrim, a map of Middle Earth, and a map of Westeros.
 
The great lion Aslan comes out, he seems disappointed in you.

I insert the teletubbies
 
The vending machine turns into the baby sun and eats you up.

I insert a man's limb.
 
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