Mad Libs

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Lady B, May 3, 2014.

  1. Explanation of mad libs found here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mad_Libs

    Feel free to post your own mad libs :) I'll start.

    I need:
    Name of a company
    Female friend's name
    Length of time
    Noun (plural)
    Occupation
    Noun
    Adjective
    Verb ending in "ed"
    Noun (plural)
    Adjective
    Adjective
    Adjective
    Name of a movie
    Noun
    Verb ending in "ing"
    Animal (plural)
    Length of time
    Adjective
    Occupation
    Noun (plural)
    Adjective
    Adverb
    Adverb
    Adjective
    Noun (plural)
    Occupation
    Occupation
    Verb ending in "ed"
    Adjective
    Noun
    Noun
    Noun
    Adjective
    Your name
     
  2. Name of a company - DPR Construction

    Female friend's name - Tabby

    Length of time - hour

    Noun (plural) - cats

    Occupation - Hair Boiler

    Noun - lettuce

    Adjective - barbarous

    Verb ending in "ed" - fucked

    Noun (plural) - taxes

    Adjective - earsplitting

    Adjective - abrasive

    Adjective - defiant

    Name of a movie – Pacific Rim

    Noun - morning

    Verb ending in "ing" - running

    Animal (plural) - tigers

    Length of time – 30 minutes

    Adjective - bashful

    Occupation - Tamer

    Noun (plural) - Squirrels

    Adjective - damaged

    Adverb - astutely

    Adverb - flexibly

    Adjective - abject

    Noun (plural) - foxes

    Occupation – chick sexor

    Occupation - Drifter

    Verb ending in "ed" - screwed

    Adjective - Bouncy

    Noun - hammer

    Noun - water

    Noun – Pizza Hut

    Adjective – belligerent

    Your name - Smo
     
  3. Dear DPR Construction:

    Tabby worked for me as my assistant for An Hour. I recommend her without Cats for the Hair Boiler program.

    While working in Lettuce production, I often relied on Tabby to put together Barbarous presentations, for which she described and Fucked the artistic approach to the project, researching Taxes and photographic Earsplitting materials. Her creativity, resourcefulness and ability to see a project through really made these presentations Abrasive and Defiant.

    When we went into production on the feature film Pacific Rim, Tabby was able to observe every Morning of the process, Running in on meetings and working with Tigers in all areas of the production from the moment the production was set in motion through the release of the film 30 Minutes later.

    During this time, she was a Bashful Tamer, often serving as my liason to scattered Squirrels of the crew. She also coordinated projects involving Damaged people, and her ability to work Astutely while guiding the project quickly and Flexibly was Adject. For example, when we suddenly needed to reconceive several action Foxes that had already been storyboarded,Tabby quickly found a new storyboard Chick Sexor on location and worked with him, the stunt coordinator and the Drifter thorugh several drafts to make sure the new Foxes worked, and then Fucked with crew Squirrels from all departments, making sure everyone was up-to-date on the changes that were relevant to them. She even Screwed in to draw a few last-minute Bouncy changes herself.

    Tabby`s sensitivity, Hammer, energy and sense of Water made working with her a Pizza Hut. I highly recommend her as a Belligerent addition to the program.

    Sincerely,

    Smo
     
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  4. Someone of it didn't flow right but my god, some of the bloody parts had me in stitches.

     
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  5. Yeah, when you have such a long one it's bound to get confusing at times. Do you want another one? :3
     
  6. Why not. xD
     
  7. Okay, this time I need:

    Body part
    Number
    Verb
    Verb ending in "ed"
    Noun
    Adjective
    Noun
    Adjective
    Type of measurement
    Fraction
    Number
    Animal
    Noun
    Verb
    Noun
    Verb ending in "ing"
    Noun
    Adjective
    Number
    Number
    Verb
    Number
     
  8. Body part - schlong

    Number - 13

    Verb - laugh

    Verb ending in "ed" - attacked

    Noun - juice

    Adjective - agreeable

    Noun - thing

    Adjective - energetic

    Type of measurement – centimeters

    Fraction – 1/4

    Number - 17

    Animal - chicken

    Noun - men

    Verb - admonish

    Noun - field

    Verb ending in "ing" - running

    Noun - party

    Adjective -

    Number - 5

    Number - 8

    Verb - attempt

    Number - 14
     
  9. (I missed one noun, so I randomized it. I also randomized an adjective that you missed.) Anyway I don't think this one was quite as funny... Oh well, can't win all of them.

    Chop the Schlong from one ten to 13 pound ready-to-Laugh goose. Cook with one cupAttacked onion and two Juice spoons butter till onion is Agreeable and Schlong is done. Mix with five cups dried Thing cubes; 2 cups chopped EnergeticCatapult; quarter cup snipped parsley; three quarters of a Centimeter dried sage, crushed; half teaspoon salt; and 1/4teaspoon pepper. Mix 17 beaten eggs and one half cup Chicken broth; toss with bread mixture. Use to fill Men cavity. Admonish legs together; Admonish to tail. Prick legs and wings with Field. Place on rack in shallow Running pan. Insert Party thermometer in center of inside Aesthetic muscle without touching bone. Roast at 5 degrees till thermometer registers 185 degrees for two to 8 hours; Attempt off fat. Serves ten to 14.
     
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  10. Yeaaaaaaah. Want to do one?

    I need:

    Noun
    Adjective
    Adverb
    Noun
    Adjective
    Plural noun
    Plural noun
    Plural noun
    Part of the Body
    Noun
    Noun
    Noun
    Noun
    Part of the Body
     
  11. Ooh, okay! :D

    Noun - celery
    Adjective - beautiful
    Adverb - quite
    Noun - ceiling
    Adjective - flamboyant
    Plural noun - flamingoes
    Plural noun - fishsticks
    Plural noun - cheese graters
    Part of the Body - placenta
    Noun - butterfly
    Noun - brick
    Noun - watch
    Noun - mold
    Part of the Body - eyelash
     
  12. (I forgot to say a verb too, so I fitted one in.)

    Ye can always pretend to be a bloodthirsty Celery, threatening everyone by waving yer Beautiful sword in the air, but until ye learn to Burp like a pirate, ye’ll never be quite accepted as an authentic Ceiling. So here’s what ye do: Cleverly work into yer daily conversations Flamboyant pirate phases such as “Ahoy there, Flamingoes,” “Avast, ye Fishsticks,” and “Shiver me Cheese graters,”

    Remember to drop all yer g’s when ye say such words as sailin’, spittin’, and fightin’. This will give ye an Placenta start to being recognized as a swashbucklin’ Butterfly. Once ye have the lingo down pat, it helps to wear a three-cornered Brick on yer head, stash a Watch in yer pants, and keep a Mold perched atop yer Eyelash.

    Aye, now ye be a real pirate!
     
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