Mad-Gab Story Game

[Esthalia]

Let's play a rousing game of Mad Gab!

The game where each player posts a sentence to create a wacky story! (written in 3rd person narrative, to make at least a little sense :P )

The game is very simple, but let's please remember to keep it Pg-13!

I'll start us off:



Once apon a time, there was an eccentric bowling-ball juggler named Thomas.

 

[Lady B]

Thomas has been in a coma for fourteen years, having dropped one of his bowling balls on his head during one of his performances.

 

[Esthalia]

That bowling ball had been his favorite, named after his long lost, but fondly remembered grandad, Charles.

 

[Salsacookies]

Charles was quite a grandad, what with his global treks and amazing stories etch into Thomas' mind.

 

[Minerva]

Charles once sat with four year old Thomas on his knees and said "I remember when I summited Everest Alone at your age!"

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

And then laughed so hard his plastic set of teeth flew out of his mouth and hit the carpet.

 

[Sarahonfire333]

Thomas had to retrieve those teeth and clean them on his shirt before Grandpa put them back in his mouth.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

To which Grampa mumered a hard to hear "Thank you" before a tank crashed into their home.

 

[Salsacookies]

The tank was being operated by Thomas' uncle Gerald, known for his big enterences

 

[Sarahonfire333]

Gerald climbed out of the tank and placed a treasure map on the table, securing it with a dagger.

 

[Salsacookies]

Gerald then said "Hey Tommy!", and gifted to him the world's most expensive lollipop.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

To which tommy accidently dropped, and saw it break and scatter everywhere.

 

[Sarahonfire333]

To which his uncle replied, "That cost me three years of service in the military!"

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

And then his grandfather proceeded to play the smallest violin in the world.

 

[Arcadia]

And then his grandfather proceeded to play the smallest violin in the world.

The smallest violin was from the backstreets of Brooklyn, and had a story to tell.

 

[Sarahonfire333]

But since it was a violin, it couldn't speak.

 

[Arcadia]

But since it was a violin, it couldn't speak.

But yet, it somehow had a contract with an ancient lich, who came up from hell and willed it into existence.

 

[Sarahonfire333]

It was altogether terrifying, yet majestic.

 

[Arcadia]

It was altogether terrifying, yet majestic.

His grandfather was shocked, and bowed down to the lich, exclaiming "MY LORD! YOU HAVE NOT FORSAKEN MY OBEDIENCE!"

 

[Salsacookies]

It's still not as good as the Devil's fiddle, which Thomas practices on daily after winning it fair and square