Love this guy.

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Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
You been failin' me, Asmodeus. Failin' me.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
This is more nonsensical than what I come up with.
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Original poster
Posting Speed
  1. Speed of Light
Don't be big fat stupid jerk-faces.

He'll come back if we love him.

All you have to do is try.
 

CoffeeCake

"Are you asking me why people eat potatoes?"
Posting Speed
  1. 1-3 posts per week
  2. One post per week
  3. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
No such thing
Writing Levels
  1. Give-No-Fucks
  2. Beginner
  3. Elementary
  4. Intermediate
  5. Adept
  6. Advanced
  7. Prestige
  8. Douche
  9. Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Female
  2. Agender
  3. Primarily Prefer Female
I will send out this wish into the universe.

...That your important person might return.

For your happiness to return... this is my sincere wish.

Hayaku... onegai...

*supplication pose*

Guranto hisu uishu, puriisu.[/weaboo]
 
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Darkness

Guest
How in the fuck do you even make all the letters black in your profile?

Nigga's a hacker, I tell you.
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Original poster
Posting Speed
  1. Speed of Light
Through love, Darkness.

Through love.


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Paorou-sama

Guest
COFFEE, I CAN GRANT THAT WISH IF YOU CONTRACT WITH ME































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