Looking for a Fight

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Marxsoul, Sep 3, 2016.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. Fight Me!!!
     
  2. *blink* Why?

    Er, unless you mean roleplaying. That'd be in a different section, though.
     
  3. I dunno, I like my fights to be less like curb stomping a bittle-boned toddler and more like something that would give me a ticket to Valhalla and subsequently be painted on the side of somebody's van.
     
    • Nice execution! Nice execution! x 3
    • Love Love x 2
    • Like Like x 1
    • You Get a Cookie You Get a Cookie x 1
  4. I'll fecking batter you mate.

    And by that I mean I'll literally drug you and then cover you in batter.

    Then I'll throw you into a oversized deep-fry. Oh what's that? I just Danganronpa'd you m8.

    *Drops mic*
     
    • You Get a Cookie You Get a Cookie x 1
  5. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
     
    • Love Love x 1
    • Bucket of Rainbows Bucket of Rainbows x 1
    • You Get a Cookie You Get a Cookie x 1
  6. o_o

    Y'all are freakin' scary.

    *hides*
     
  7. No.
     
    • Love Love x 1
  8. Men don't ask to fight. Men simply fight.
     
    • Useful Useful x 1
    • Bucket of Rainbows Bucket of Rainbows x 1
  9. I accept. What's your 3DS friend code? Also, I assume we're banning legendaries?
     
    • Like Like x 1
    • Nice execution! Nice execution! x 1
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.