Lolipops, sunshine, and RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

*Starts stitching together a flag in Sakura's honor*

XD
 
*gets out The Book of The Living & Dead* Hersey? Witches? Sounds like a typical party with my roommates actually.
 
I chose my own side.

*Starts biting random people's throats out*
 
DESTROY THAT SAKURA
MAKE HER FEEL THOSE HELLISH FLAMES
OR ELSE BE UNCUTE AND UNMOE ALONE
 
King Paorou, the moeblob has escaped.

She's nowhere in the castle. She's gone.
 
WHAT!?

HOW!?

NEVER MIND! GET OUT! (stupid sexy flanders)
 
See kids? This is why I have to save Sakura each and every episode. She should pay her own bail for once. >:(
 
You're not SYAORANKUN ! You're an IMPOSTER ! @_@

/dizzy/
 
DIVISIONAL ARTY!!!

*All but Sakura are pounded by 155mm HE Point Det and a Specter Gunship.*

Any one else decides to get out of line I call a MIRV cluster with nuclear warheads.
 
Does that include you?
 
Ok next time someone hurts sakura, were putting her in the Sakura-chan Dreadnought ant letting her seismic hammer them to paste.

Also Rory, I'm holding the signal beacon for Ryker's arty strike, and I'm standing right next to you.
 
...You better not be coming on to me.
 
*Several 40mm Tungsten Steel rods fired from Railgun Artillery ventilate Karsikan.*

For your information I use a Laser Designator.

SOCOM uses beacons. Not me...
 
Well, it sucks to be him.
 
You're not SYAORANKUN ! You're an IMPOSTER ! @_@

No no, see he's just the left eye made manifest... or was that the right eye... damn it... which eye was the good eye?
 
This is Sakura's army! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!
 
No. No, it's not.

*Shoves Miru off the bridge*

DON'T WORRY; THE GROUND WILL BREAK YOUR FALL.