Well...If you go according to the Book of Genesis the First Chapter of Creation man and woman were created at the same time. However, the second story in which more people are familiar with then I guess you can go with the chain of logic, though there's always Lilith who was Adam's first waifu....
No, no it doesn't. And Lilith is never addressed directly in the Tanakh. She's present in the oral tradition that goes along side of the Bible in Hebrew lore. And of course, going all srs in this thread, women characters in Genesis are equals with the male patriarchs, so dere.
IT WAS THE EARLY CHRISTIANS THAT WERE ALL ZOMG SEX ISH BAD.
Okay, Tuxedo boy, I see a few things wrong with your precious equation:
1st: Girls = Time x Money and Time = Money are equations that are only relevant because of how society works. You don't HAVE to spend any money on a girl to make them happy, just time and attention. In this case, time is certainly not money!
2nd: Money doesn't have to be the root of all evil. What about the money donated to disaster victims or cancer research! HA!
3rd: The whole square root of evil thing is taking things a bit literal, don't you think?
Therefore, we must conclude that women are not evil, time isn't money, money isn't bad, and Tuxedo is ridiculous. Logical? I damn well think so!