Lies your parents told you! View attachment 3238 I recently watched an episode of South Park where the boys parents told them to spend the night at a kids house that had chicken pox. They did this so the boys would contract the virus. This got me thinking about the things our parents/guardians do during our upbringing to keep us safe. Lies they tell us to ensure we do the right thing or to spare us hardship and sadness. Another common one that I always thought was funny was the old "Your doggy is going to live on a farm and and have lots of doggy friends to play with" When really he is going to get put to sleep. What lies did/do your parents tell you?