Lies Lies Lies!

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October Knight

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Preferred Character Gender
  1. Male
Genres
Fantasy, Horror and Sci-fi. I'll try basically anything though. I also love strange and unusual RP genre concepts. Different is good!
Post a lie about the person above you.
Make it as funny or as lame as you want.



GO!
 
Octy likes to wear lacy corsets under all of his clothing.
 
Zypher dreams of being a heavy weight champion hot dog eater.
 
Diana is actually a member of the CIA running Iwaku as a way to gather information!
 
Karsi actually likes water more than beer.
 
Zypher actually likes screamo and not J-pop. :D
 
Loveless is an alien. From another planet. Sent here to destroy and kill and feel no emotion.
 
Octy was born with four stomachs, that's why he likes eating so much!
 
(IT said lies zyph, lol)

Zypher is actually a cleverly disguised 45 year old homophobic westburo baptist.
 
GMK is actually........a cat.
 
October is secretly stashing away all that food he says that he eats because he believes that 2012 is going to be the zombie apocalypse and he plans to hide in his apartment with his foodstuffs.
 
Kitti's actually my wife and we have 2.5 kids, a white picket fence and a mini-van
 
She hoards. It's a serious problem. Her chickens died by being buried in their own feces. (Yeah . . . I just watched two hours of hoarders ;D)
 
Acqua's hydrophobic
 
Zypher has a crippling fear of vampires and only goes outside at high noon to avoid possible vampire interaction.
 
Kitti once got arrested for smuggling candy in to Mexico.