Levels of X.

Holmishire

Ghost with no home.
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Writing Levels
  1. Intermediate
  2. Advanced
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Fantasy, Post-Apocalyptic, Superpower'd, and some Sci-Fi.
XIncorrect.
XX — Female.
XXXSexually explicit pornography.
XXXX — Kissing.
XXXXX — ???.


Discuss.
 
XXXXX - X GONNA GIVE IT YA "RAH RAH! X GONNA GIVE IT YOU ROUA RAUGH!
 
XXXXX -
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Really, it's simple math.

XXXXX = X+XXXX (Incorrect Kissing) or XXX+XX (Female Explicit Pornography)

For you smart-asses:

X+XXX - If your kissing in explicit porography, you're doing it wrong.

XX+XX - If Ellen DeGeneres taught me anything, women kiss.

X+X - Two wrongs a women makes.

And so on so forth...
 
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XXXXX - Feminism

Now, my reasoning for this is simple. I decided upon examination of the provided list that it seemed like a list of bad things from the perspective of a young man sporting a neckbeard who wears fedoras (and also probably dragon-themed t-shirts and cargo shorts) and talks a lot about being a nice guy in the friendzone and also about how feminism is destroying the country and/or world.

X - Incorrect; short for "people being incorrect," which roughly translates to "people disagreeing with me."
XX - Females; more specifically, females who won't date nice guys with neckbeards, which in practice means basically all females.
XXX - Sexually Explicit Porn; this doesn't have any special meaning, it just makes fedora aficionados feel even more inadequate than a brief conversation with an average female, which is a lot of inadequacy.
XXXX - Kissing; this harkens to mind physical intimacy with females, which comes with a lot of deep-seated resentment from the poor friendzoned nice guys that makes them feel even worse than watching more or less attractive people do the horizontal monster mash.
XXXXX - Feminism; rather than just being a personal attack, thinking of feminism makes the average neckbeard feel a sense of defensive rage for his entire species, for feminism is the arch nemesis of his kind, at least in his own mind.

See? Simple.
 
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@Jorick

That's some top notch detective work, but I think you'll find the real reason to be far simpler and possibly more sad:

I'm a dick who saw an easy joke opportunity at the expense of women.

Misguided and possibly offensive? Yes. Malicious? No.