Wanna talk booze?
Cool. Lemme talk your head off about beer. Wanky Scottish craft beer, to be precise, since I might as well go with what I know.
Brewdog definitely do some of the best beer in this country, even if their marketing's disposition towards being obnoxious fucks is legendary. They actually understand that IPA doesn't necessarily mean "did we add hops? Let's add more hops. I want this drink to be literally nothing but hops." Punk IPA is kinda their staple (ie. the only one they'll really sell to supermarkets) but they've got some other good shit like Dead Pony Club and their new lager (named THIS. IS. LAGER. You may start to be seeing why I like these chaps so much).
Other than them, Williams Bros make some delicious stuff and their also based near to where I used to live (fuck yeah, local guys). I'm a big fan of their Joker IPA (it's about as hoppy as I'm willing to go when it comes to beer), but March Of The Penguins is also a good shout.
And finally, I can't remember who made it but 'I'll Have What The Gentleman On The Floor Is Having' remains hands-down the greatest beer name ever. Seriously. That will never be topped.