LET US MAKE IWAKU A MIRCONATION!

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Bob Ross, Dec 2, 2011.

  1. What is a micronation?

    Well, they are small groups of people who attempt to resemble sovereign states, but fail to qualify as such according to at least the constitutive theory of statehood. Some of them may, depending on definitions, possess some of the features of sovereign states according to other theories; generally speaking they are not recognized in international law as having any legitimacy to their claims.

    So...What do we have that counts as a micronation in theory? According to the League of Small Nations:

    Article I

    The state as a person of international law should possess the following qualifications:
    (i) a permanent population (we have a population of 837 members);
    (ii) a defined territory (the server space that Diana owns, but if push comes to shove, we'll just claim her house);
    (iii) government (our government is headed by 3 Admins and Jack Shade is our acting Queen, we have ministers for various regions aka mods) ;
    and
    (iv) capacity to enter into relations with the other states (for every forum we interact with, that means that we have the capacity to enter relations).

    To further our cause, we have our own press the Newsletter. By joining the site and posting in the New Arrivals section, you have filled out the paperwork to become citizens of our nations. We have our own cultures and various ethnic groups such as RPing, Insanity, and Cboxers! The banner is like our flag! Now all we need is a national anthem and we'd be set!

    So according to that charter, we have everything we need to make our own nation!
     
  2. You just want an excuse to put more medals on your costumes...


    And I want an excuse to own a tank....



    LETS DO IT!
     
  3. When making an anthem, please don't be like colonies in the last century who took musical cues from European marches. Let us be original!

    Bonus point if explosions are incorporated into your submission.
     
  4. I WANT TO BE POET LAUREATE!!
     
  5. Government Official Kitti...
    **Chuckles**
     
  6. o.o
    I...
    I.........
    > ^<
    I CAN BE A SUPPORTING MASCOT TYPE.
     
  7. No join for Isabellas.. They all ready have their own micronation.. It exists outside of Diana's house and has it surrounded on all sides.. So it you take over her house United Socialist Schzestania Republic has you surrounded!
     
  8. I thought I was the resident Queen? D:

    FIIIIIIINE. I'll just be a cultural ambassador or something >_>
     
  9. If grumpy get's his way, our anthem will be to dubstep
     
  10. *Kicks dubstep down the Ceremonial Stairs.*
     
  11. It's OK, Pan. We have holdings in other parts of the world; including Asmo's flat, Staci's dormroom, the Calebas that Fluffy works at, etc. But since you recognize us, that means that we have another micronation that we have diplomatic relations with!
     
  12. o_o
    LET ME KNOW WHEN.
    I SHALL PUSH ALL THE CHAIRS AND TABLE INTO MY ROOMIE'S ROOM.
    Since she's never here.
    8D
    I can also probably sleep in the shower..
    so guests have room.
    -nodnod.-

    AND WE CAN HAS A POW-WOW ON MY KITCHEN FLOOR.
    Or the rug around my desk.<3
     
  13. My parents will never notice more internationals moving into the house since they have up to four male exchange students living with them at any time.

    Maybe we can just rip off Queen's "Princes of the Universe" for our anthem.
     
  14. I can see it now...

    "Seiji of iwaku wins the grand prix!"

    Everyone stands expecting trumpets and pomp.

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  15. Diplomatic relations eh? Will be be friends or foes? We could have trade routs.. We grow crops of jalapenos and habenero peppers.
     
  16. To relieve our critical shortage of jalapeňos and habaňeros, I propose we declare war on the United Socialist Schzestania Republic.
     
  17. Thank goodness MDK isn't a voting member on the security council.
     
  18. I CALL THE Ashylums of the micronation
     
  19. YOU CALL NOTHING.
    -pushes.-