LESBIAN NINJA WITCHES

there are flaws to your logic

Lesbians Ninja Witches are Lesbians, and can therefore hypnotize any straight male into doing their bidding by making out with each other

Gay Pirate Warlocks however are just Gay.
 
BUT GAYS CAN BE SO SCARY! THEY CAN GOATSE YOU QUICKER THAN A CHEERLEADER CAN FLASH SOMEONE! AND ME AND KATSUGI USED TO BE CHEERLEADERS!

0.o
 
There is a Weakness to the Goat, It exposes your genitalia to retaliation.
 
BUT CAN YOU OVERCOME THE HORROR BEFORE IT ENDS TO RETALIATE!?
 
Well think about it this way TK, yes it is a horrific sight, but when you deliver a swift strike to their exposed gentiles, they'll be hopping around in agony, and You'll be laughing at their pain.
 
BUT THE PINKNESS!
 
Plus the Lesbian Ninja Witches have sexy magic.

Gay Pirate Warlocks just have regular magic.
 
ORION YER DOING IT WRONG, THEY JUST HAVE PLAIN OLD GAY MAGIC.