LEARN SHIT, DAMMIT.

WHY DO I NEED TO LEARN SHIT? I already know shit, I am a legit shitologist.
Elk shit is greenish with little bits of hay.
Bear shit has berry seeds and sometimes trash and fur too.
Coyote shit is full of little fur and bones.
Owls don't shit, they vomit up their waste. I KNOW SHIT.