Learn Chinese with me~! (○'ω'○)

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Sylvir, Feb 16, 2012.

  1. Okay... So some of you know... A few of you can guess... And others may not know... But I am Chinese!! ^____^

    So let me teach you some helpful Chinese~~


    [TABLE="class: grid, width: 500, align: center"]
    <tbody>
    That's not right
    Sum Ting Wong


    Are you harboring a fugitive?
    Hu Yu Hai Ding


    See me ASAP
    Kum Hia Nao


    Stupid Man
    Dum Fuk


    Small Horse
    Tai Ni Po Ni


    Did you go to the beach?
    Wai Yu So Tan


    I bumped into a coffee table
    Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni


    I think you need a face lift
    Chin Tu Fat


    It's very dark in here
    Wai So Dim


    I thought you were on a diet
    Wai Yu Mun Ching


    This is a tow away zone
    No Pah King


    Our meeting is scheduled for next week
    Wai Yu Kum Nao


    Staying out of sight
    Lei Ying Lo


    He's cleaning his automobile
    Wa Shing Ka


    Your body odor is offensive
    Yu Stin Ki Pu


    Great
    Fa Kin Su Pa

    </tbody>[/TABLE]


    And there you have it <3!
     
  2. Finally! My dream of being able to have a meaningful conversation with my Chinese speaking friends will come true :'D

    Thank yooou!
     
  3. I prefer japanese xD But if you teach me to swear then I will be interested :D
     
  4. Tai Ni Po Ni
    TIE NEE PO NEE
    TINY PONY.

    That's what Jynx is.
     
  5. I had to stop and laugh for about 15 seconds at Wai So Dim. I'm not even sure Wai.
     
  6. Fa Kin Su Pa
     
  7. Me Chinese, me play joke...

    All I know how to say.
     
  8. Oh, okay.
     
  9. Fascinating.

    Ours was always having to do with putting piss in someone's Coke.

    *studies the charts*
     
  10. *snorts his yellow coke*

    This thread pleases me.
     
  11. Not that kind of coke, dear.
     
  12. For a second there, I thought that he was snorting pee.
     
  13. *Vomits a little in her mouth*
     
  14. So... how would it work with cat piss?
     
  15. *vomits a little in Darkie's mouth*
     
  16. *2 girls 1 cup reference*

    I couldn't stomach more than that.
     
  17. VOMIT AND PEE FETISH THREAD
     
  18. That's all you need. :)~
     
  19. Mostly piss and vinegar. <3
     
  20. I hate this thread.

    It always draws me back to the memories...

    WRRRRRRRRRRRRRY BRAZIL, WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY