Last Poster Wins!

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*Eats lighting, and shits fire to rocket propel him to victory*
 
*Distracts GMK with BEER and takes the lead*
 
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
 
*rolls a keg down a hill to re-distracts gmk and rides a bear into the lead*
 
*Chases the Keg, Shotguns it and gains SUPER BEER POWERS!*
 
*throws GMK to his arch-nemesis, Captian Hangover, and dashes into first*
 
*GMK Handily defeats Captain Hangover using his special technique MOAR BEER!*

*Also wins.....forever*
 
*lets GMK have his illusion of victory trapping him in a dream of his greatest fantasies and rides a giant spider into the lead*
 
*Passes Idylle yelling something about beating her at Angry Birds*
 
*Is a Grey Knight, therefore does not fall for vay's bullshit, and races into first place*
 
*surges ahead in the arms of a changer of ways attempting to give GMK the finger when he only has two (totally possible everywhere but U.S.A. and Canada)*
 
*places Vay in the Shadow Plane and skips merrily forward into the lead*
 
*hits the finish line with a mixture of earthshaker and medusa shells and rushes forwards in a chimera towards the new one*
 
*Sits in a beach chair and watches Vay's guardsman waste precious imperial resources*
 
*pushes GMK into the water, claiming the throne and throwing on a crown* Victory is mine! And the mud belongs to you!
 
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