Last One To Post Wins Volume 6

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Tall enough.
 
Short enough?

*cri*
 
5'8 I think. Like my age, Idk anymore
 
car dealers: *whine on national television about how they couldn't open and sell shit in 3 months due to the national lockdown*

car dealers: *finally are able to open and go back to business*

le me, a hard worker that earns enough to be able to buy a car: *go to one of the whiny car dealers to get a car*

car dealer, that famous one that whine on the national TV: *does everything fucking wrong and it seems that they don't want me to sell me a car*

le me:
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Why would they sell a cat a car?


That's weird. Turn up your charm and let them know who's boss.
 
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Oh.

Everything makes sense now.
 
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dis be Shinku
 
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FFS!! XD

That S H O O K face, bruh!

"What do you mean I'm a cat!?"
 
Soon...

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You can have this for now. * Hands @Shinku⭐Kun a remote controlled toy car with remote*
 
everyone know cats drive space ships because they're from space.
 
Pigs knows. Cats are aliens. 100% it explains everything
 
Yay! A controlled R/C!!!

*crashes the toy cart*

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"THIS IS WHY I CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!!!"
 
*shakes head and sighs*
 
Help me instead of just watching me!

What kind of U S E L E S S goddess are you?!
 
I thought the goddess existed for the sake of worship only


... Isn't that how it usually works?
 
What should we do with this cat? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
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Does it matter? His own cat alien friends ditched him. Poor thing has no where to go.







Smite him.
 
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