Last One To Post Wins Volume 5

[Sorrelfur]

Ooooooooooo such innovation

 

[Stray Shinku]

I'VE BEEN SAVED BY THE PROPHET!!!

*cries*

I do not deserve such an act of mercy, my lord!

 

[Mojo]

*turns umbrella upside-down*

it's now a chicken nugget collector.

PIGS! You are a genius♡ *starts eating the nuggets and shares with my friends, yes even Shinku*

I'VE BEEN SAVED BY THE PROPHET!!!

*cries*

I do not deserve such an act of mercy, my lord!

I am disappointed, Shinku. You tried to steal my nuggies... *shakes head*

 

[Stray Shinku]

My goddess, please, forgive me!!!

 

[AshenAngel]

loooool

 

[Mojo]

 

[Stray Shinku]

So, I'm forgiven or...?

 

[Mojo]

For now,
but I'm keeping an eye on you Shinku.

 

[foodforpigs]

*starts posting this on wooden posts and bulletin boards everywhere*

 

[Mojo]

This is why you are my favorite pigs.

 

[Stray Shinku]

Pigs and his cute antics. Never change, my child.

 

[AshenAngel]

with a small down payment of one million chicken nuggies you might be forgiven too

 

[foodforpigs]

but being forgiven means being free of charge

 

[Mojo]

Say, Prophet, shall we forgive Shinku for his sin?

 

[foodforpigs]

I already have.

 

[Mojo]

If my prophet can forgive, then I shall too forgive the feline.

Shinku, I forgive you for you foolishness. Now gimme my nuggies, and a hug pls.

 

[Stray Shinku]

*whips out a big bucket of chicken nuggies and hugs the crap out of Moppsi*

MY GODDESS! MY PROPHET! I do not deserve such acts of mercy, but thank you so much!!!

 

[foodforpigs]

a minor inconvenience

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[Stray Shinku]

Oh, no... The prophet has a gun!!!

*makes a protective T-Pose in front of the goddess*

BUT YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! YOU CAN'T KILL THE GODDESS!!!

 

[Mojo]

HAH! THAT'S WHERE I WHIP OUT MY OWN LOVE GUN!!