Last One To Post Wins Volume 5

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LuckycoolHawk9

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Well, onto the next book.

Winners so far
Volume 1: @foodforpigs
Volume 2 and 3: @LuckycoolHawk9
Volume 4: @Diana who I expected to win since she announced her grand plan.

Now it's time for the 5th volume. So you know the rules. Post and do it fast before Diana locks the thread again.
 
If Diana didnt swoop in, the win would have been Shinku's.

I approve of the not so sneaky tactic.
 
When oh when will I remember to close the thread this time? Ó◇Ò n o bo d y k n o w s s z
 
now. right away.
 
Well, when @Diana eiher a) When I trick you again or b) at a time where nobody expects it.
 
foodforpigs already tried to trick me again! O:< it's not happening!
 
Well obviously, it can't be text based. It has to be through conversation. @Diana
 
just set a date and time only known to you, diana. It's really that simple.
 
but what if you forget where you set the date and time?
 
How the $@&# Diana won this?! She abused her mystical owlet powers to steal this victory from me. What the actual heck, wizard?!
 
no one can stop me, i am all powerful ⊙◇⊙
 
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What if we offered mice? The finest of mice?

Or perhaps... a smol cat?

Nudges Shinku Forward
 
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Yo, what the fuck? Why no a tasty looking pig, huh? I think we have one.
 
Do owls eat pigs, Shinku?
 
I don’t know, but maybe Diana is a special specimen?
 
Are you calling the owl overlord fat? TT
 
I haven’t said none of those words, which only means that YOU’RE THE INE THAT THOUGHT ABOUT THAT.

BUSTED!!!
 
I haven’t said none of those words, which only means that YOU’RE THE INE THAT THOUGHT ABOUT THAT.

BUSTED!!!

What else can special specimen mean? English isnt my first language. Pls use easier words.
 
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