Last One To Post Wins Volume 5

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*looks down at my Corona bottle while swallowing*

Welp, I guess this is it for me...
 
I'm not at all surprised. Probably the same ones who are scared of wearing a mask. Cause freedom.

pls no love though, ill die
 
instead of touch, I'll just shoot you a do your best beam :)

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Me, a person allergic to any kind of affection:
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Do not flamethrower the moose
 
are moose flammable?
 
"Shit, I forgot to pay my Netflix subscription."

Me: *laughs in pirate*

The FBI reading this shit:
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who even pays for their own these days?
 
My brother pays for his and I pay for the hulu bundle and we share. His daughter likes the disney plus.
 
we have a bunch of stuff like that but never really use it.
 
I use my stuff and his, I know his daughter uses the disney plus and he has access to it and my hulu.
 
Disney+ is the only one I pay because it fucking worth it
 
Disney+ is deffos worth it
 
I don't watch too many shows anymore. star trek sometimes.
 
Must be an old person thing
 
must be.

*remembers I'm old*
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You know what is cooler?

How much I saved in car insurance with Geico.
 
I can't drive so that's not cool at all.
 
:(

I can't drive either.
or I should say I can drive. I just have a phobia.
 
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