Last One to Post Wins Volume 3

[A Crow]

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

"I was trying to seduce you."

"Oh, please, I was seducing you."

"I hope no one was trying to seduce anyone while I was about to be lobotomised!"

 

[A Crow]

Relatable

 

[Straix]

Jingle jangle

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

No Jingle Jangle. "

 

[Straix]

Whaaat

What about... Jangle jingle

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

Hmmm....

 

[Straix]

That sounds like a yes c;

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

Well, it's me thinking actually.

 

[Straix]

Aye...

 

[A Crow]

Did you mean: Jingle and Jangle

 

[Straix]

What the hell is that?

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

I think those are elves from the uncanny valley.

 

[Straix]

Huh. Weird..

 

[A Crow]

THEY'RE FROM THE YEAR WITHOUT A SANTA CLAUS! DO YOU LIVE UNDER A ROCK

 

[Straix]

Sounds... Odd.

Rocks are very homely, don't ya know?

 

[A Crow]

 

[Straix]

Oof

 

[Obsidian Scars]

boi

 

[Straix]

O dam