Last One to Post Wins Volume 3

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I like Shinku's avatar. (water is wet)
 
No shit, Sherlock!

Unless that's a coded message meaning that you're M O I S T.
 
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gee it sure is boring around here.
 
Suck my toes then. Or even better CHOKE ME WITH YOUR THIGHS!!!

O NI CHAN
 
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I'm so fucking pissed right now. Like really fucking pissed with everything and everyone. Fuck this day, fuck this year, and fuck this life. I'm so done!!!
 
Well, I just had the perfect gift for my mother and just when I was about to buy it, she called me that my fucking and stupid, fucking traitor hoe, just bought her that perfume as a gift. You fucking kidding me!?

I told that fucker that was the gift I wanted to buy her, but nooooo, she really had stab me in the fucking back!

Fuck this Christmas! I won't be gifting shit to anybody. I finally understand the Grinch. This season fucking sucks!!!
 
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And on Iwaku they say,

@Shinku⭐Kun 's heart shrunk three sizes that day.
 
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The cat hated Christmas the whole Christmas season.

Most people actually know the reason.

But for those who don't they speculate it might be their anger had screwed them up just right.

Or the person who stole their Christmas gift made their heart super tight

But perhaps the biggest reason of all
Was that it made their heart shrink three sizes small.

( Also I am taking by the demons I made deal with. Sorry)
 
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Also, yeah, that sucks man.
 
The cat hated Christmas the whole Christmas season.

Most people actually know the reason.

But for those who don't they speculate it might be their anger had screwed them up just right.

Or the person who stole their Christmas gift made their heart super tight

But perhaps the biggest reason of all
Was that it made their heart shrink three sizes small.

( Also I am taking by the demons I made deal with. Sorry)
Goddamn! Stop trying to give me some fucking Dr. Seus shit and kill somebody for me, demon!!! Let's make the deal, I'm fucking done anyways!!!
 
There's nothing to think about.
 
Yes, there is.
 
This is why you're a useless and stupid demon. Hand over your license. You don't deserve it.
 
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