Last One to Post Wins Volume 3

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*Sits in the corner* my dad jokes never get respected *Sadness noise*
 
Damn, I was about to kill you, but the cringe in that joke did it for me.
 
What?

Oh noo, poor baby don’t be sad! Your dad jokes are wonderful
//Pat pat the Mutton head//
 
Stop lying, Straix! We all know that dad joke was way too awful. He needs to be sent to the gulag and be excecuted in a bonfire.
 
No, be nice. The only one needing executing is you, ya weirdo
 
I’ll drown you in my dirty baby bath water you fool
 
That’s disgusting... And hella weird. Why the heck a grown man still using a baby bath? Can you even fit there, bro?
 
BECAUSE
I don't like baths. So I use it to strip wash or whatever you call it
 
That sounded worst. Yikes, HOW I CAN UNSEE THIS?!
 
You take baths because you don't like baths?
 
I'm confusion too.
 
As am I. I shall dub me " Confusion 1 " and you "Confusion 2"
 
It’s not a bath though, cause I’m not sat in it
I use it to hold water so I can scoop it in a jug and get rid of soap
 
Oh, that makes sense.
 
how much sense in a dollar?
 
100 cents is in a dollar. :P
 
so one could say a dollar sense is a hun dread sense
 
*Hugs birb* thwank you birb!
 
It makes sense as much like 1 + 1 = 3.
 
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