Last One to Post Wins Volume 3

[Straix]

Get down and suck my toes >:c

 

[foodforpigs]

I thought you were going to say pushups.

 

[Straix]

Pfft, nah. That'd be easy

 

[Stray Shinku]

Um... I don't want to sound weird, but... That sounded really REALLY sexual. I'm sorry, but you probably saw that coming, you pervert bird.

 

[Straix]

Suck my t o e s

 

[foodforpigs]

Um... I don't want to sound weird, but... That sounded really REALLY sexual. I'm sorry, but you probably saw that coming, you pervert bird.

sexual
saw it coming

phrasing.

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

*waves hand and undoes the magic*

The curse has been lifted.

 

[Stray Shinku]

But how can you undo what Straix just said, mmh?

WHAT IS HEARD CANNOT BE UNHEARD.

 

[foodforpigs]

I think we all want someone to play with our toes and call them piggies... or is that just me?

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

*mutters an amnesia spell to make everyone forget*

 

[Straix]

Oof

 

[Stray Shinku]

Um... What I'm doing here? Who are you, people?

 

[Straix]

Not a clue. I think you might be in the wrong place, though. I'd be more than happy to show you to the exit! :D

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

Must have overdone the magic.

This is a forum, As for what you are doing here. *shrugs*

 

[Straix]

Eggs

 

[Kiilgore]

what's this about eggs? :O

 

[Straix]

Eggs c:

 

[Stray Shinku]

I see... Thank you, kind demon wizard. And for this ugly thing called Straix: GET ON YA KNEES AND LICK MY FOOT.

I'm not EGGXAGERATTING.

 

[Straix]

I'm going to set you on fire. ._.

 

[foodforpigs]

what an eggregious and eggscruciating turn of events