Last One to Post Wins Volume 13

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Ugh, fine.

*snaps fingers and a brand new table pops into existence with a meme as an extra:*
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@FemmeFatale (hope the home buying process goes well. I remember it was hard when I did it because of the options, but I believe in you)

@Shinku⭐Kun oh right, magic...
 
@foodforpigs Yeah options right now are scarce, plus I'm trying to find a suitable home that will not cause my dad problems since he'll be living with me for a bit until he is healthier.
 
That table has probably lasted tons of flips all the way up to here and doesn't even get a funeral. How sad.
 
table's last request.
 
Ew, a newcomer. Hello, peasant. Now, get out of here. The exit is right there. Save yourself from this madhouse.
 
*gasp* a mouse!

*give a piece of cheese on a tiny plate and some tea in a tiny cup*
 
A tiny tea party sounds fantastic. We should have one to celebrate gasping over a mouse!
 
Damn it, Pav. You're too precious for this place.
 
Nah, I just really like tea :^)
 
*steals the tea*
 
I suspect @Shinku⭐Kun isn't a real demon cat. He didn't try to eat the mouse.
 
Huh? Why would I eat that poor mouse? The disgusting thing didn't do anything wrong.
 
Mice are alright if you have nothing else to eat. Don't scare them away, Shinku.

Welcome to one of the strangest threads on here, emergency rations.
 
Mice aside, everything AND everyone else is food.

*adds some seasoning on Mon*
 
I have been told I am tasty.

But I'm also full of shit.

You might die.
 
What the hell that supposed to do to me, dumb evil demon wizard?

*snatches the holy water bottle spray, snaps it open and chugs the water*

See? This shit does- Oh, look, it appears that I'm starting to burn from the inside.

*Shinku's body is fuming holy smokes*

Well, guess this thing actually does something to me, huh?
 
But if we eat Lucky, do we become lucky?
 
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