Last One To Post Wins Volume 11

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*mocks Chaos*

Please, give me a damn break. That Chaos sounds like the lamest grumpy old man ever.

*laughs mischiviously*
 
*Chaos snaps his fingers and turns Shinky into a kitten* Did I mention he's my dad?
 
Lucky's dad is probably Tzeentch
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*Oh, look, there are two kittens now*

You son of a meow! Un-kitten mew meow!!!
 
* Chaos removes the Pokémon Mews power to turn into cat Pokémon*

My dad can be a troll
 
*Shinku instead turns into a cat singer*

*begins to sing "one step forward, three steps back" by Olivia Rodrigo.

'CAUSE IT'S ALWAYS ONE STEP FORWARD AND THREE STEPS BACK.

AND I'D LEAVE YOU, BUT THE ROLLERCOASTER'S ALL I'VE EVER HAD
 
Chaos didn't do that.

I did.
 
*Shini tries to hold all the kittens*
 
When did we get so many pets?!
 
*Shinku switches to sing hardcore metal rock*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~
 
*shows Femme the young children playing with the cats and the hell hound puppy, Rusty*

Look how happy they are though :)
 
Oh let me switch him to some opera. * says opera but flips Shinku to contemplate musicals*
 
Yeah, you wish, demon wizard.

Yuck. Musicals f@&*ing suck.
 
I'm worried about the hell hound though, is it potty trained?
 
*The hell hound lifts its leg and pers on Shinku* No, it's a puppy
 
*Shinku begins to sweat nervously*

N-No… I won't fall for that trickery, stinky dog. I definitely NOT FINDING you cute and adorable. Not at all.
 
Please can I keep Rusty? Please please please please please?

I'll create a schedule for Rusty so he goes on the same spot, and feed him, and take him for walks.

Family: *doesn't want hell hound*
Dad: *gets hell hound anyway*
Family and the hell hound:
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*Shinku in the background:*
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We need to talk about my book: A Million Reasons Why We Should Kill That Stinky Creature.
 
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Look at what Rusty can do!
*takes the book and Rusty breathes fire on it*
 
AH!!! Not my favorite special edition of Sherlock Holmes!!!

*starts crying*
 
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