Last One To Post Wins Volume 11

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foodforpigs

foodforpigs

uncultured swine
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Invitation Status
  1. Looking for partners
Posting Speed
  1. 1-3 posts per week
Writing Levels
  1. Beginner
  2. Elementary
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  4. Adept
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Male
Genres
fantasy, scifi, horror, magical, drama
Hol' up. Why the evil demon wizard isn't the creator of this new season?

Oh, no...

DID HE HIJACKED PIGS BODY!?

S H O O K INTENSIFIES
 
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I won?

*blushes in embarrassment*

I've never won something like this before..
 
*gives Femme a bouquet of flowers*
 
Oh my...

*accepts the flowers and hugs Pigs*

Thank you. I love them
 
*gifts Femme a dead bird*
 
Awww...

*puts it in a box and places on the counter*

That's super sweet, sweetie.

*pets him*
 
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She put a dead bird in a box like it's just a normal gift. LMFAO! XD
 
*Shini gives Femme a dead mouse to go with the bird*

also,
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That cat face says it all.

"Yo, what the fuck? Raw bird is bad, but cooked bird is okay? Girl, I-"
 
Oh cute, thank you for the gift.

*pets Shini on the head and put mouse in the same box as the bird*

So many gifts today. I'll cherish them in the most appropriate way.

*gives the box to Wes to give the gifts a proper burial with tiny gravestones*

They'll have a nice places to stay in the garden
 
So, huh... Can I try my guns now?
 
*Shini skips off to quiet clean her rifle at a table*

What were you thinking Shinku? Clay pigeons? They have those things here, right Wes?
*Wes nods*
"We also have several armaments, in case anyone is foolish enough to breach the perimeter." *Wes touches his earpiece* "Spiders?" Wes says aloud, visibly confused.
 
I, um... I'm more impressed by the fact that Shini owns a rifle, though. I thought she was the kind of magical being that uses wands instead.
 
Oh thank god, Jack isn't in control of my body anymore.
 
Oh, here's the demon wizard again. Too bad I didn't managed to say goodbye to Jack, tho. :(
 
I'm still here as a spirit. He didn't creat the new thread to finish the vanquishing.
 
Oh, there he is.

Now, have anyone seen my socks?
 
*currently dying from having to cut out circles for work*
 
*Shini puts down her rifle and helps Femme cut out circles*
*Pigs joins too*
*Wes fetches snacks, small sandwiches, and some refreshments*
 
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