Last one To Post Loses Volume 1

[foodforpigs]

til Duolingo-chan exist.

 

[LunaValentine]

Honestly I love cooking for other people. I am what you would call a "Mom friend". I make sure everyone eats, I take care of them, remind them to drink water and get sleep, and things like that lol.

 

[Stray Shinku]

Luna be like:

 

[LunaValentine]

Exactly. And just as adorable too! (depending on who you ask lol)

 

[Stray Shinku]

Now, I'm scared of you. Good job.

 

[LunaValentine]

Excellent. I do enjoy being feared.

 

[Stray Shinku]

Bruh moment.

 

[Diana]

THIS BELONGS TO ME

 

[LunaValentine]

I refuse!

 

[foodforpigs]

this thread is dark souls because I'm going to lose.

 

[Stray Shinku]

Cha cha~ Nice try.

 

[foodforpigs]

I'm going to lose harder than an Enron stock investor in 2001.

 

[Stray Shinku]

Boy, I-

 

[foodforpigs]

That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight
Losing

 

[Stray Shinku]

False. I had a dream last night of me losing.

 

[foodforpigs]

sounds scary. good thing it was just a dream.

 

[Stray Shinku]

You're evil. Can you just let me lose in peace!?

 

[Mojo]

No
<3

 

[LunaValentine]

You can do it Shinku. I believe in you

 

[Stray Shinku]

*sigh*

*takes out Glock, and loads it*

I guess tonight some bitches are gonna die…