Lady Gaga Kidnaps Commissioner Gordon

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
Goddamnit, his prophesies are more accurate than Nostradamus'.

QUICK RORY WHAT AM I EATING FOR DINNER. NEXT THURSDAY.
 
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Ochalla

Guest
Doubt not our power, for it is the unexpected that we foresee.