Lady Gaga Kidnaps Commissioner Gordon

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
Goddamnit, his prophesies are more accurate than Nostradamus'.

QUICK RORY WHAT AM I EATING FOR DINNER. NEXT THURSDAY.
 
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Ochalla

Guest
Doubt not our power, for it is the unexpected that we foresee.