Lads 'n Lasses! Come one, come all and hear the Lay of Arrival! A song of singing and a story of telling, that I will tell if ye be able and willing! *Ahem* A wanderer 'done wandered--wondered right in, to Iwaku he stabled, to catch his wind. He grasped the fine lute that hung from his shoulder, and beckoned all within to mosey on over! With a belt of voice, and strumming of hands, he told the grand story of how he came to these lands. "I've fought with dragons, and wandered dungeons alone, and found my way here! Just to sing you my song. For I love adventure, and fantasy too, and throw a little Sci-Fi into that there stew. Who likes to write and rhyme, I am that man, and spend time with the ladies whenever I can. ;) For I am the Bard, a hello and good-day! Yep, that's me, nothing else much to say."