( It was a freebie that a friend drew of Wir while I was in her RP. :3 )
"She vas a tai-gair... an' to 'er mem-ree, I shall not be do-eeng ze kez-eeng an' ze tell-eeng." He nods respectfully, but the glazed-over look in his eyes said a great deal. He took a great swig of his wine, memories of a simpler time brought back: of adventuring, of the many friends he'd made. He'd have to visit a few of them again, the ones that survived the weird little quests they had gone on. "She vas of a' tribe of am-ay-zohns. Lov-lee. Zey vere a leetle vierded out zat she chose a viz-aird, let alone a necroman-sair. Ah zeek zey warmed up to me, zoh, vhen ze shaman said I could be trusted."
He chuckled happily, "Eet helps to keep a good rappot vit' ze spirits. 'Ard to do as a necroman-sair, but ah manage." He taps his cheek, "As for ze skellie-tens... vell, ah don't theenk zat necroman-see vill ev-air be accepted. Eet does not matt-air 'ow man-ee or-fan-ah-gez ah build, eef eet ez done vit ze undead." He shrugs, "Ah un-dair-stand vhy, but eet eez so seemple! Zey do not tire, zey do not eat or need to breathe, zey do not complain... oo' do not even need to clothe ze skellies, eef oo' do not weesh to! Alas! Ze stigma of ze dead. People do not laik to see zair long-dead great-great-aunt to rise vonce more an' build zem a love-lee beachside cottage... an' Pharamsa forbid eef 'oo try to cheer someone up by mak-eeng ze zombies dance around in ze tutus, sing-eeng een pair-fect har-mon-ee!" He repeats the earlier line, moving his hand back and forth for emphasis: "Ze scream-eeng, ze run-eeng, ze torchez an' ze peetch-forks.... zen ze mov-eeng of ze tow-air..."