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Kooriryu
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SO SINCE I GOT PEOPLE POSTIN' BIOS, LET'S GET ALL OFFICIAL-OFFICIAL UP IN THIS MOTHER. And we'll do so by recapping EVERYTHING.
"Across the running river, bitter rivals seethe and bicker
And woe the stranger to visit upon these two
... I'm done rhyming, just join this game, foo'!"
The Setting
See this image?
Keep it in mind.
Alternate universe Hong Kong, perfect explanation for the wuxia aspect and perfect explanation for the "mecha" that will be used in this game. Though it's an alternate universe, it's still Hong Kong so keep that in mind as well.
If you don't know shit about Hong Kong, HERE-- CLICK THESE LINKS:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Hong_Kong
This is me subtly telling you that being Chinese isn't a requisite.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Culture_of_Hong_Kong
Just remember: It's ALTERNATE universe Hong Kong. Just imagine those skyscrapers are covered in ivy and trees and the air is actually clean.
Remember the image I posted up top? Yeah, look at it and come back down here-- I'll wait.
Back? Okay, so the exact setting of this game will be in a specific region of Hong Kong. This region (to make things smoother) is an economically well-off part of Hong Kong and it JUST SO HAPPENS that it is home to a lot of martial art schools. Let's say a good 89% of all the martial art schools in Hong Kong. Now people who study wushu get hungry so there also JUST SO HAPPENS to be a coffee shop and a tea house... and a bakery that supplies both shops with their baked goods.
The only problem is that the coffee shop and tea house are rivals-- not just in a business sense even their employees are rivals! That's because their employees are students at the various martial art schools I just mentioned and wuxia demands that there be inherent rivalries between the schools. The proprietors are alumni of these schools and are old but unfortunately are just as caught up in being rivals as the younger employees. Exciting!
The long suffering bakery is the goose caught between the wolves since it supplies the coffee shop with its sandwich bread, its muffins and biscottis and supplies the tea house with its rice cakes (C'mon, this is still HONG KONG), ginger cookies and the occasional bean bun.
It's a cycle of commerce between all three, one that tends to hiccup due to the infrequent wuxia challenges and minor store graffiti. To escalate matters, the place's annual town-wide festival is going to happen! Alley ambushes! Store sabotage! ...Corner hidden kisses?!
Oh, did I forget to mention there'll be romance? Yeah. Romance. Romeo & Juliet doing crane kicks and horse stances though.
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TECHNOLOGY
You know, I kinda suck at explaining technology so... REFERENCE PICTURES! (But imagine there's a seat and controls in the back so you'd ride these things like a scooter)
Now imagine this with robo-fists welded onto it shooting day old baguettes at you.
I had to put Asimo here-- had to.
Because not ALL mecha has to be human-shaped, right?
There won't be any outright bullets during the "mecha" fights because... well... that shit is too grim-- LIGHTHEARTED WUXIA FANTASY. DIG IT.
Speaking of which...
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WUXIA (FIGHT FIGHT LEFT RIGHT UP UP DOWN PUNCH!)
So, not familiar with "wuxia", huh? That's coo'. You ever watched House of Flying Daggers? Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon? Kung Fu Hustle? Shaolin Soccer? ANY BRUCE LEE MOVIES DURING HIS HONG KONG YEARS?
Just imagine martial arts... and the people are continuously talking about their martial art and how it will defeat yours, old men with wispy beards and people running on the thinniest of roof top edges. Now that you have that, you might be wondering how to give yourself a Wuxia Style Name? Here's the formula
Adjective/Verb + Noun/Body part/Animal + Given/Family Name(OPTIONAL). However, there's some wuxia names in which Elements and their components come into play, or if the person is a weapons specialist their weapon of choice is included.
Here's some examples of such a formula in action:
Dark Cloud Hong (Adjective + Noun + Name)
Weeping Hair (Verb + Body Part)
Flying Monkey (Verb + Animal)
Silk Crane (Noun + Animal) This combo is usually underrated, but it's a nice reminder right?
Cloud Sword Xiao (Element + Weapon + Name)
Stone Tiger (Element + Animal)
Traditionally however, girls in wuxia have flower based names while boys have animal based but don't let that stop you, instead think of it as a guideline. Now coming up with the martial art school you want your character to be a pupil of isn't much harder to name. Just recall the wuxia name formula and add the words "Fist", "Technique" or "Style" to the end. Adding directional terms like "Northern" and "Southern" also make the name more befitting a school.
One more thing, since people are bound to use images from games like Suikoden or the Three Kingdoms games, we'll pretend during wuxia battles you rip your clothes off and magically transform into your wuxia gear. Need an example? The 00:42 mark of this video:
EDIT: You can also be a weapons specialist! Your kung fu style can center on using a sword, a spear, a huge freaking club with spikes on it!
Here is a link to get you to figure out which weapon you'd like to use if you want to have a specialized kung fu!
http://www.chinese-weapon.com.tw/
And if you get stuck on what kind of weapon to have your character specialize in, traditional weapons are the sword, spear and staff. Occasionally you'll have a giant cudgel user, or a twin mallet user or sword breakers.
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CHARACTER SHEET TEMPLATE & GUIDE
So now you come to actual character creation, funtiemz! Now while this is Hong Kong, don't feel pressured to make your character Chinese-- it's HONG KONG! There's Indonesians, Indians (...from India), Filipinos, Nepalese, Thai, Lao, Viet, the occasional European... ! Also keep in mind that this is sort of a parody on wuxia so remember to be extra melodramatic in pretty much everything.
Go here if you can't bring yourself to think of what to satirize: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Wuxia
Keep in mind the owners, managers, senior employees of either shops are going to be the elders (40 years old and up) and the regular grunt employees will be younger (15-25 years of age).
Example bio sheet is exemplary:
Name: Kamala Cheung
Wuxia Name: Peach Blossom
Employed at: Where is your character working? The coffee shop? The tea house? The bakery? Or are they part of the sinister INVADING BUSINESS?
Martial Art School: Northern Drifting Petal Fist
Age: 15
Appearance: reallycoolimage.jpg or a regular text description if you like.
Biography: Customarily you'd add in bits of their childhood and bring it up to the present-- which is good, I encourage this. But don't forget to mention why they study the martial art of whatever school you've chosen for them, how it's shaped them as a person etc. You can add things about the future if you wish but it isn't as necessary. Also a glimpse into how they came to work for either the coffee shop, tea house or bakery would be an extra step. Also how they feel about coffee, tea or baked goods would be cool.
Martial Art Philosophy: I FULLY ENCOURAGE CAMPY HUMOR IN THIS ASPECT. Using analogies that refer specifically to your character's shop is a good thing to have such as, "Striking in battle should be as the first cup of coffee in the morning-- bold and energized!" or "Be like the vapors of tea in treating your opponent in victory or in defeat; rise quietly and face them."
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PARTICIPATION/HEAD COUNT/CAST
Dancing Horse (coffee shop):
Jinx
Tegan
Seiji - Manager
CoffeeCake
The Falcon & Pine (tea house):
Ocha (on 2 week leave)
Me, Koori (for actual playing) - Regular Employee
Zypher - Regular Employee (Part time volunteer)
Torsty - Tea Master (henceforth referred to as "Sifu")
My Lovely (bakery):
Me again, Koori - Owner (for gently nudging people along in the game, I AM WATCHING YOU THROUGH THIS)
Arachnion - Regular Employee (Delivery Boy)
SpammyV - Regular Employee
FONDUE - (invading business):
Vay - Executive/Scout
Ricarten - Bartender
Tyler Crane - Delivery Boy
UNDECIDED:
Tain
CURRENTLY INACTIVE:
Jinx
Tegan
CoffeeCake
"Across the running river, bitter rivals seethe and bicker
And woe the stranger to visit upon these two
... I'm done rhyming, just join this game, foo'!"
The Setting
See this image?

Keep it in mind.
Alternate universe Hong Kong, perfect explanation for the wuxia aspect and perfect explanation for the "mecha" that will be used in this game. Though it's an alternate universe, it's still Hong Kong so keep that in mind as well.
If you don't know shit about Hong Kong, HERE-- CLICK THESE LINKS:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Hong_Kong
This is me subtly telling you that being Chinese isn't a requisite.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Culture_of_Hong_Kong
Just remember: It's ALTERNATE universe Hong Kong. Just imagine those skyscrapers are covered in ivy and trees and the air is actually clean.
Remember the image I posted up top? Yeah, look at it and come back down here-- I'll wait.
Back? Okay, so the exact setting of this game will be in a specific region of Hong Kong. This region (to make things smoother) is an economically well-off part of Hong Kong and it JUST SO HAPPENS that it is home to a lot of martial art schools. Let's say a good 89% of all the martial art schools in Hong Kong. Now people who study wushu get hungry so there also JUST SO HAPPENS to be a coffee shop and a tea house... and a bakery that supplies both shops with their baked goods.
The only problem is that the coffee shop and tea house are rivals-- not just in a business sense even their employees are rivals! That's because their employees are students at the various martial art schools I just mentioned and wuxia demands that there be inherent rivalries between the schools. The proprietors are alumni of these schools and are old but unfortunately are just as caught up in being rivals as the younger employees. Exciting!
The long suffering bakery is the goose caught between the wolves since it supplies the coffee shop with its sandwich bread, its muffins and biscottis and supplies the tea house with its rice cakes (C'mon, this is still HONG KONG), ginger cookies and the occasional bean bun.
It's a cycle of commerce between all three, one that tends to hiccup due to the infrequent wuxia challenges and minor store graffiti. To escalate matters, the place's annual town-wide festival is going to happen! Alley ambushes! Store sabotage! ...Corner hidden kisses?!
Oh, did I forget to mention there'll be romance? Yeah. Romance. Romeo & Juliet doing crane kicks and horse stances though.
------------
TECHNOLOGY
You know, I kinda suck at explaining technology so... REFERENCE PICTURES! (But imagine there's a seat and controls in the back so you'd ride these things like a scooter)

Now imagine this with robo-fists welded onto it shooting day old baguettes at you.

I had to put Asimo here-- had to.

Because not ALL mecha has to be human-shaped, right?
There won't be any outright bullets during the "mecha" fights because... well... that shit is too grim-- LIGHTHEARTED WUXIA FANTASY. DIG IT.
Speaking of which...
------------
WUXIA (FIGHT FIGHT LEFT RIGHT UP UP DOWN PUNCH!)
So, not familiar with "wuxia", huh? That's coo'. You ever watched House of Flying Daggers? Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon? Kung Fu Hustle? Shaolin Soccer? ANY BRUCE LEE MOVIES DURING HIS HONG KONG YEARS?
Just imagine martial arts... and the people are continuously talking about their martial art and how it will defeat yours, old men with wispy beards and people running on the thinniest of roof top edges. Now that you have that, you might be wondering how to give yourself a Wuxia Style Name? Here's the formula
Adjective/Verb + Noun/Body part/Animal + Given/Family Name(OPTIONAL). However, there's some wuxia names in which Elements and their components come into play, or if the person is a weapons specialist their weapon of choice is included.
Here's some examples of such a formula in action:
Dark Cloud Hong (Adjective + Noun + Name)
Weeping Hair (Verb + Body Part)
Flying Monkey (Verb + Animal)
Silk Crane (Noun + Animal) This combo is usually underrated, but it's a nice reminder right?
Cloud Sword Xiao (Element + Weapon + Name)
Stone Tiger (Element + Animal)
Traditionally however, girls in wuxia have flower based names while boys have animal based but don't let that stop you, instead think of it as a guideline. Now coming up with the martial art school you want your character to be a pupil of isn't much harder to name. Just recall the wuxia name formula and add the words "Fist", "Technique" or "Style" to the end. Adding directional terms like "Northern" and "Southern" also make the name more befitting a school.
One more thing, since people are bound to use images from games like Suikoden or the Three Kingdoms games, we'll pretend during wuxia battles you rip your clothes off and magically transform into your wuxia gear. Need an example? The 00:42 mark of this video:
EDIT: You can also be a weapons specialist! Your kung fu style can center on using a sword, a spear, a huge freaking club with spikes on it!
Here is a link to get you to figure out which weapon you'd like to use if you want to have a specialized kung fu!
http://www.chinese-weapon.com.tw/
And if you get stuck on what kind of weapon to have your character specialize in, traditional weapons are the sword, spear and staff. Occasionally you'll have a giant cudgel user, or a twin mallet user or sword breakers.
------------
CHARACTER SHEET TEMPLATE & GUIDE
So now you come to actual character creation, funtiemz! Now while this is Hong Kong, don't feel pressured to make your character Chinese-- it's HONG KONG! There's Indonesians, Indians (...from India), Filipinos, Nepalese, Thai, Lao, Viet, the occasional European... ! Also keep in mind that this is sort of a parody on wuxia so remember to be extra melodramatic in pretty much everything.
Go here if you can't bring yourself to think of what to satirize: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Wuxia
Keep in mind the owners, managers, senior employees of either shops are going to be the elders (40 years old and up) and the regular grunt employees will be younger (15-25 years of age).
Example bio sheet is exemplary:
Name: Kamala Cheung
Wuxia Name: Peach Blossom
Employed at: Where is your character working? The coffee shop? The tea house? The bakery? Or are they part of the sinister INVADING BUSINESS?
Martial Art School: Northern Drifting Petal Fist
Age: 15
Appearance: reallycoolimage.jpg or a regular text description if you like.
Biography: Customarily you'd add in bits of their childhood and bring it up to the present-- which is good, I encourage this. But don't forget to mention why they study the martial art of whatever school you've chosen for them, how it's shaped them as a person etc. You can add things about the future if you wish but it isn't as necessary. Also a glimpse into how they came to work for either the coffee shop, tea house or bakery would be an extra step. Also how they feel about coffee, tea or baked goods would be cool.
Martial Art Philosophy: I FULLY ENCOURAGE CAMPY HUMOR IN THIS ASPECT. Using analogies that refer specifically to your character's shop is a good thing to have such as, "Striking in battle should be as the first cup of coffee in the morning-- bold and energized!" or "Be like the vapors of tea in treating your opponent in victory or in defeat; rise quietly and face them."
------------
PARTICIPATION/HEAD COUNT/CAST
Dancing Horse (coffee shop):
Jinx
Tegan
Seiji - Manager
CoffeeCake
The Falcon & Pine (tea house):
Ocha (on 2 week leave)
Me, Koori (for actual playing) - Regular Employee
Zypher - Regular Employee (Part time volunteer)
Torsty - Tea Master (henceforth referred to as "Sifu")
My Lovely (bakery):
Me again, Koori - Owner (for gently nudging people along in the game, I AM WATCHING YOU THROUGH THIS)
Arachnion - Regular Employee (Delivery Boy)
SpammyV - Regular Employee
FONDUE - (invading business):
Vay - Executive/Scout
Ricarten - Bartender
Tyler Crane - Delivery Boy
UNDECIDED:
Tain
CURRENTLY INACTIVE:
Jinx
Tegan
CoffeeCake