Koori takes Iwaku to Comic-Con 2013

[Kooriryu]

Diana can't complain I don't contribute shit to the site anymore.


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I'm fuckin' kidding. As some of the U.S., specifically Californian members might know, Comic-Con is hard as dicks to get into nowadays. Shiiiiiiiit, back in my day 60 bucks could buy you all 4 days plus preview night. Now you have to fork over 150+ bucks plus a blood sample and an oath to serve as an undead minion to just get in on one day.

Fuckin' bullshit, ain't it?

So to make it not such a colossal assdump, I'll "take" all y'all motherfuckers with me as I post pictures, videos and links to panels and whatever miscellaneous shit happens on my tour of duty. Sit tight y'all. Shit's gonna get real.

(I couldn't get into preview night which is today PST, U.S. time but I'm going tomorrow so I'll post shit then.)

 

[Tegan]

BRING ME JOSH WHEDON'S STILL BEATING HEART

 

[Zen]

I should've stayed in San Diego damnit!

T________T

You are so lucky Koori.

 

[October Knight]

Yeeeeeeeahhhhhh.

Gitit, gurl.

 

[Blind Hemingway]

Post all the pics of Madoka-verse cosplayers you see. K?

 

[Kooriryu]

I mean there's more but I am dog-ass tired y'all. I'mma post it in its entirety AFTER the con. See you suckas Friday.

 

[Tegan]

After the con?!
You bitch!

 

[Kooriryu]

FRIDAY
a.k.a. "Damn, fucking 20 people passed right through every attempt to photograph. Motherfuckers."

Amigawd, the shit I saw son. The. Shit. I SAW.

People were particularly annoying today, motherfuckers wanna play like they DON'T see me trying to take pictures'n shit. Still good.

 

[October Knight]

Take more pictures of walking dead cosplay!

I would totally go as Daryl.....someday.

 

[Torsty]

As long as Deadpool and Spiderman kept their act together, it's all good.

 

[Zen]

Did you see that 9 foot tall robot walking around Koori?

 

[Kooriryu]

I saw a lot of 9 foot motherfuckers today, one looked like Scorpius from Farscape but... goddamnit I am five foot nothing, I couldn't even hold my phone up high enough to get a picture. Comic-Con is full of the tallest fucking nerds on earth.

 

[Kooriryu]

HEY GUESS WHAT, SCREAMING AT PEOPLE DURING VOLUNTEER SHIFT FUCKIN' DISEASED ME. I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE WHILE FEELING MY EYEBALLS QUIETLY SIMMER IN MY SKULL. NEAT. HERE ARE SOME GODDAMN PICTURES YOU ASSHOLES:

Someone had this guy as their avatar for awhile and I found 2 guys cosplaying him. HERE YOU GO BBY♥

And now miscellany-type shit.

Wait, I take it back. HERE'S YOUR FUCKING MADOKA MAGI PUELAAAWRGHMYEYESAREFULLOFTEARS TORSTY:

The bathrooms are usually toyed with, when District 9 came out they did Human, Non-Human signs.

He would wiggle his little scissorhands and have a ( O.O) face while people took his photo.

He was going to raise his hands in a "YEAH!" gesture and I saw him jiggle. I don't know how I feel about it.

By the time I realized you can STAND on it and take a photo, there was a large line of equally large nerds and... Koori is too gotdamn old to be dealing with that shit at the end of the day. Next time. Next time.

The bigger your show is, the more you can claim advertisement on. This ran for 10 cars. TEN.

Don't mind me, just taking selfies with YOUR MOM. This is the WETA booth.

I don't think anyone wanted to say why his cosplay was so good was because he has a forehead just like Hiddleston's.

This kid won my heart for Best Child Cosplay. Fuckin' LOOKADATSHIT.

There were four of these motherfuckers. FOUR. Goddamn.

Let's play, "What Did Koori Contribute!?"

You know what ELSE Iwaku has going for it that other roleplay sites don't? A Comic-Con correspondent. BOOM.